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Meet Ozzy. This little nugget was found in the back of a truck in wine country with his 8 brothers and sisters. His head was shaved, so either he went through some serious hazing on the wine train, or he's a big '90's StarTrek fan. Looks like we we'll get along just fine. #adoptdontshop

3 'grown men' face-timing with a toddler.

In Homer's Odyssey (c. 8th century BC), upon Odysseus' return, his beloved dog Argos is the only individual to recognize him. Odysseus anonymously tells his old friend, "Eumaeus, what a noble hound that is over yonder on the manure heap." Although I do love a good manure heap, what I'm trying to say is happy 3rd birthday to my little buddy. A man's best friend no matter how much ocean divides us. #wally

This was me in Chicago trying to be a professional. After the third 9hr. day of standing on my feet repeating the same thing to hundreds of strange old men about my product I thought I hope life isn't a big joke, because I really don't get it, but at least my pants are comfortable, and I have this really cool necklace I get to keep.

Hi, it's apparent I have a bobble-head problem and shouldn't be left alone in the car for longer than 5 minutes at a time.

when life gives you lemons, drink more egg nog and wear your grandma's christmas sweater and pass out on a lawn chair and make lemonade

got the jump on ugly sweater season this year cause it means I can start drinking eggnog, and they really accentuate my douche-face.

When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we’d all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn’t until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear.

just following the rules.

Licks n' sticks #nofilter

crazy what you can do with a few pallets and some old blankets
#diy #palletfurniture

got this whole #redneck thing down to a science
#onset #poorboyfilm

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