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C H U R C H ⛪️  │ See Also: │ Twitter: @TooMuchChurch ♀

Hollywood Blvd is ugly. I fixed it. Milo agrees.

Ladies and gentlemen, @robtanchum 👆Thanks for having me sing on your brilliant album (this is the single) & thanks for sending us a #Harmontown fan rap that was so good that @danharmon decided to collaborate and make your debut album at @starburnsind, Cinderella.


Now clap your hands if you’re always sad
and you know there’s something wrong with you

now move your feet if you’re incomplete
and there’s nothing love or drugs can do
let me hear you say


i got a wonderful life
i found the love of my life
and she treats me special every day
her parents pay for my rent
my parents pay for expense
i got a lot of faith invested in me

i got a few best friends
proving time and again
that they’re more than friends, they’re family
i get to do what i love
creating music and stuff
but i never seem to be happy
so let me hear you say


i never struggled for much
i never hustled or punched
i never worried for nobody but me
i lead a privileged life
with the littlest strife
all my conflict happens internally

i’ve had incredible luck
all of my stars have aligned
so why am i whining like i’m out on the street
because my brain is a mess
no matter how good it gets
i’m always gonna be a little empty
so let me hear you say


don’t have a right to complain
first off i’m white and a man
the most substantial advantage a human life can attain
been handed chances on chances
since i was damping my pampers
entitled comes with the title
the system’s slanted to me

never ever been abused false accused mistreated
get to bend the rules; white skin and a penis
and i barely ever lose, play the game on easy
cuz my people made the game and the whole gang cheated

i’m sorry, sorry i’m sorry
not begging your pardon
this is purely preface
Professor Prefacer reporting
it’s important
for me
to get this all out on the table ‘fore i start in
i’m bout to tell you all a tale
about a white male protagonist (sorry, i’m sorry)
embarking out to find happiness (sorry, i’m sorry)
who gets abducted by aliens (sorry, i’m sorry)
and has to undergo analysis (i’m sorry)

#TBTeaTowel: ☕️ “Exploit your imperfections, they’re the only thing of interest you’ve got” - #NickCave

Two megalomaniacs are worse than one #GrandDragonEnergy.


#FactsMatter, See you all downtown.

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