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carpedaryn  I wrote Olivia Newtown-John a letter when I was 8. Still awaiting a reply. Follow me on social: @carpedaryn and my new series:

Great way to end my birthday! Downtown LA, however, you have nothing to offer.

No filter makes me look good next to this man! But screw it, we are in LA! No one cares how you look here right?

#WWHL is in LA!

My mom has no idea what just happened to her as the bartender on #WWHL - Happy Mother's Day!

Honored to meet @michelleobama at #CollegeSigningDay with @bravoandy & @billyeichner. I clearly do not belong here.

Turn my frown upside down and ask Andy hard questions! Filming #AskAndy tomorrow. Tweet me or comment below.

TFW it's your first time on a helicopter and you're trying not to pee your pants in front of your boss.

Faking happiness in the elevator together!

Never get caught lying down in the office 🤓(@brunswickpark photo shoot)

🍸☠️ the faces of death before talking about death. #MartinisandMurder

I call this one "Reflection: Caught in the Act." Watch THROWBACK BRAVO every Thursday:

Happy #NationalSiblingsDay to the only man in my life just as weird as me.

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