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MB  Go eat a clementine ugly ๐ŸŠ

Straight up about to cry in ShopRite ๐Ÿ˜ญโค๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ€ It's my ppls time #ActuallyIrishEveryDayOfTheYear

Happy #TwinPeaksDay โ˜•โค

When your nails match your cat ๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿ’…โœจ #catsofinstagram #nails #cats #gingercatsofinstagram #gold #nofilter

the FUCK outta my face, ma ๐Ÿฑ #catsofinstagram #goeatamouseugly

Literally and factually me // @overheardnewyork

The BEST headline I've read in ages ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ stolen from @brittany_nicole ๐Ÿ˜˜

Today on President's Day, I'd like to share these pictures of Skeletor that visually describe how I feel when I read Donald Trump's fever dream-esq ramblings. #TangerineNightmare

"How is 700 club still airing?" - @honeybaroque The same way Trump got elected ๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿ˜ท

#truth if you think I put a lot into my make-up, you should really see the #skincare routine ๐Ÿ‘€

New make-up bag from target ๐Ÿฉ I'm also cleaning and baking all day and (secretly) ready for spring ๐ŸŒปโ˜€

Larry and I are kindred spirits.

๐Ÿ”ฅ๐ŸŒŒ #sunset