First off, fuck this book. The author of this book presumes that every man is a hopelessly unprepared fucking moron who, if left to his own devices, would leave a newborn baby locked in a car with the windows up in the middle of summer with some beer, a bag of beef jerky, and a can of Skoal while he went to lose his entire paycheck at the track. This is the most condescending piece of nonsense rag I'll never finish reading. Go fuck yourself buddy.
Secondly, we're having a baby.