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Bryan Safi

My lil sis and I dipping and doing.

I wasn't expecting this.

This week's @throwingshade made me lose my mind. The electric company owes me thousands and I'm sick of discussing it. These pics were taken mid-breakdown. Also, my friend Stephanie drops by to talk the strange ways of Judge Judy's biggest fans. And also Mommie Dearest (but not Mommy Dead and Dearest). Go to iTunes and get it!

#tbt to 5th grade. Wild eyes, wild hair, masc, musc, straight-acting.

Keep your eyes open. #TheHandmaidsTale is already happening.

Sherman has officially been with us a year and is less interested in me and more in love with Derek than ever!

Best costume for the day.

On Judge Judy a photographer sued a woman for putting "activism" on a photo she took. This is the activism: "Then Santa shut down all the puppy mills in the world and all the dogs lived happily ever after...the end."

View from the room the last night in Tokyo. Bye Japan....and helllooooo legs!

Can you imagine how boring the beginning of this story was.

Japan 2 of 2. Honestly maybe 3, uhkay? I've loved it here, especially those moments that we were able to wander by ourselves and beat the crowds. Here are a few of the places we were able to go to at odd hours and feel practically alone. And at the end, of course, Shirley Temple. I ❤️ 🇯🇵

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