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bryancallen  Standup Comedian, Actor

The MACHINE joins the podcast and just look at how awed I am by his physique. Enjoy . Link in bio!

IRVINE IMPROV been working on my flexibility. Come see why Yoga is m'life and how I can turn your hips to butter. Tickets on sale now you tight little animals. Link in bio!

Please enjoy our weekend recap ladies n gents. Link in bio

This is what happens to the big man when he gets tired and hungry. Mankind?

Thursday surprise!

Two great fighters and a sometimes working actor. It's always bothered me when I see actors trying to be tough. But I'm different. @cowboycerrone watched me hit mitts and spar today. I dropped 15 opponents in succession . My technique, speed and savagery brought him to tears. He fell to his knees and begged to be my disciple. I said, "ok". He then wept even harder. The great @waynemccullough began to cry too. We began our first lesson in an open field where I showed them both how I catch (and release) birds in mid air. Tomorrow we'll break into the zoo and I'll show them how to stun a charging bear with "palm to chest" technique.

Look who's coming to watch me..@cowboycerrone

Couple one two cutie pies in matching dresses. Enjoy! Link in bio.

Me and the great @philheath comparing legs.

Me and my brother @tareq.azim posing for the people. #empowergym #afghanpower

A brief update on my would be TV show.

We speak with @johnbrenkus about his new podcast where he interviews the worlds elite about what their pivotal moments were. Link in bio!

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