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bryancallen  Standup Comedian, Actor

Couple guys backstage waiting to bring heat. Thank you @stevie__blue for MCing my show in Chicago. Killed it as always.

Friends. Wine. Laughter. Is there ANYTHING else? Well...women, music, nuptials...but still...

And now for an inspirational message...

Thank you Chicago. Thank you Thalia Hall. Thank you my brother @brendanschaub for opening up with such force. I shot my special here and it was one of the best nights of my life. @thefighterandthekid @stevie__blue how lucky I am.

I’m at Thalia Hall! I’m about to do my show which is the warm up before TOMORROW’S TAPING and @chrisdelia sends me THIS pic!! Son of a BITCH!!

Look who came to last nights show @thecomedystore and had some laughs. @briantcity

The summer collab with @rootsoffight is BACK! Tank tops and Ts baby! This is vintage TFATK & Abbot Kinney Fight Club stuff. Fills me with nostalgia to be honest. Come click the link in my bio and GITSUM!!

Ahhhh the boyzzzzz...

17 years old. Serious. Probably lecturing someone on a subject I knew nothing about. Snaggle toothed but adorable. Thank God I never went to jail. I would have been traded for cigarettes. I never smoked weed back then because I felt I had to stay clear headed for a probable Soviet invasion. If you’d asked me how I’d have made myself useful in said invasion I would have told you that I’d dress up as a bashful girl. Then I’d sneak up on countless Soviet invaders and silently slit their throats as they slept, ate or flirted with me. What a plan. What a boy. #prettyPatriot #boygirl #genderfluidassassin

“Yellow Dance Harder” starring Big Head Stix volume uno.

Quick and funny story bout me. Come hear more about how to become amazing at tennis and kicking at my “ball & kick” seminar this Friday/Saturday at The Funny Bone in Syracuse.

Syracuse! Two nights. This Friday & Saturday. The Funny Bone! Come get some! Link to tix in m’bio

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