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Meanwhile in an alternate reality before the oceans drank Atlantis and the rise of the Noble House of Struan's, in a galaxy a great distance from here,Jedi Master Plo Koon responds to Second Order representative William Blake... "No.“ Why ,Master Jedi? “Because Greed and Fear of Loss are the roots that lead to the tree of evil.The Second Order will fail."
"You says this even after' the shape of things to come ' has become known, Master Jedi? “I sense great deception on your part,Blake.And one should never become desperate enough to trust the untrustworthy:He who seeks to control fate shall never find peace.Dont you agree?"
"No I don't, actually ...Listen, I am sending you back."
"Good.Blake,those who enslave others inevitably become slaves themselves."
"Yada Yada yada.Laters."
And so moments later on the beach-head planet Najj-dah Supreme Chancellor Palpatine outlines his plan to present Members of the Jedi council."The 1st Battle of Shampoo went in favor of the separatists.Now witness the power of this fully armed and operational Battle station! Known as"Harbinger Advocating Truth Everlasting'., it is our response to the Malevolence superweapon.Honorable members of the Jedi High Council... through H.A.T.E. we shall bring peace to our Galaxy!"
Master Plo Koon speaks to Master Windu: "Activate order 65?" "No." says Master Windu.First we go through that wormhole Dooku went through. Then we see what he wrought."
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"Meanwhile it is 29 years later in a parallel universe. And Ms Amanda Waller has been informed by President Lex Luthor to meet him and Ms Mercy Graves at 'la petit Salle' , an exclusive and swanky eatery owned by Barbara Roberts,Theresa Rivera and Pop Diva Raquelle and located in the Capitol... " Ms Waller,you really should try the Tofu Jalapeno Cupcake." "No thank you Mr President, Your cupcake is identical to the healthy food that we serve our guests at Belle Reve in order to calm them down when they get agitated. " "Ah well,it's Your loss.It goes particularly well with a cup of freshly brewed Granny's​ Special tea...Now down to business.I want you to Separate 'Taskforce Omega' from the Department of Extranormal Operations." "Why?"
"To show this Nation that someone watches the watchers:Secretary of Defense Anthony Stark is using his goon squad to further the goals of the inner circle of the this case the return of the herald of Galacticus.'' "Don't you mean Galactus, mr President?" No, Ms Waller I don't...Ms Graves,what are Stark's goon squad called?" "The Sultans of Swing,Sir." "Thank you, Ms Graves .Now, Ms Waller, do You see Stark's arrogance? he is in Dire Straits! Really, this situation is unacceptable." "Why, Mr President?" "Because Ms Waller, with great power comes great responsibility. But The Cognoscenti will usher in a united global government that sets a basic universal income for all. Poverty will vanish. Borders will disappear.And presently acceptable​ scapegoating of the poor and refugees for all of society's problems will become unacceptable.Technological advancement will greatly increase.But our republic will collapse like the western half of Rome." "Why?" "Because , unfortunately,there is no place for Luthorcorp in the Cognoscenti and what is good for Luthorcorp is good for the world. No...Stark must be brought to justice for this treasonous act, Ms Waller.This is an executive decision...Understood?" "Consider it done Mr Luthor."
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Meanwhile it is 1988,at the time of the sixth republic. And in Paris, Gendarme Jacques L'oiseau has been summoned to the office of chief inspector Hubert Foie-gras of the Sûreté...
"I put you on traffic duties and you still mess up! That blindman, Aldo 'the fox' Vanucchi ,was the look out for his master...The gold bullion smuggler Tees Maar Khan!"
"That is impossible, Sir."
"Why ?" "Because he is blind." "Oh really? Then tell me how does an idiot become a policeman?Answer me that!" "Easy,Sir.All he has to do is enlist..." "Shut up!...Anyway, you're here because of the jewel heists we are experiencing..." "But Sir, Lady Camilla Lipton is the culprit.She is the notorious Silver Phantom! Jewel thief par excellence!"
"And as i keep informing you, L'oiseau,show me the evidence!"
"It is right there. In that file in front of you."
This? lets see... oh yes, here in june 1985, the peoples' republic of Carraway, 'the jewel of the Delta' goes missing... and there , in 1984 ,in the Democratic republic of Cardamom,'El corazon' vanished...But voila! look at this ...Joan Wilder was present on both occasions!...i take it Ms Wilder is suspect?" "The Joan Wilder?" "Yes." "No, Sir." "Why?" "Because ,Sir, Wilder is American.The main witness says the thief is British." "Who is the Main witness?" "Fozzie the bear .At both times Lipton was at both locations and also in the kingdom of Wakamibia. " "Let me guess... she took 'the Panther'." "No. Actually the Panther is the ruler of Wakamibia. Lipton took the fabled 'Black Panther' diamond and a consignment of Oscilatium" "Wakamibia! You imbicile,L'oiseau! Don't you mean Wakanda and vibranium? "No." 'Then why did i say them?' ''Exactement, Perhaps,it is the mandela effect.Our history is being rewritten...Or your memory is the finest crumbly Helevita fromage." "That ,L'Oiseau, is Looney Tunes" "Au contraire...Looney Toons." "Right ,that does it! you are finished! i shall drum you out of the Sûreté faster than..."
The phone rings..."That was the President.You are reinstated to your rank .The Sultan of Lambtagine wants your help to recover the Blue Bagheera... Inspector L'oiseau!"
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Meanwhile,ages and ages hence plus 461 years for good measure, inside the Romulan side of the neutral zone, Admiral Tomalak is annoyed...
" Identify yourself!" "You mean on a viewscreen?How quaint.Very well, Tomalak.Better? I am Alexander Luthor and he is Superman Prime." "This is outrageous! What is the meaning of this?" "Meaning Admiral? Surely i have made my intention plain.Superman prime has disabled your Warbirds and the Borg cube that you had engaged in battle.And when he makes the return pass, he will sanction you...unless you send Commander Tebok to parle with Captain Picard when you restablish communication with the Federation for the first time in decades.Oh yes one more thing.Have Tebok deny all knowledge
of the Borg." "Why?You jest Luthor!" "Really?You're wacky doodle.We neutralised the Borg cube, disabled the Quantum Singularity that powers the warp drive of your so called great birds of the galaxy and You're on Emergency power.Do as i ask and i will be Merciful.Luthor out." "Alexander, the Borg want to talk to you" "Really?Let them speak,Prime." "We are the borg.We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own.From this day forth you will service us." "Au contraire,mes amis.Brother Eye!" "Yes, Alexander?" "Assimilate and augment the Borg!" "Very well, Alexander.EYE will comply."
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Meanwhile ,Elsewhen. And Mr Bobba Fett, Esquire, is about learn this Lesson: no matter how good he thinks is at bounty hunting,there is someone better at it than him...
"You.Freeze.Now.The price on that head belongs to me." "No,Bobba.Slartibartfast the 42nd is mine.Now go away,little man." "Insolent Dog! you're no Alpha.I am." "Really? I've been in the Doghouse.I served with Johnny Alpha.I knew Johnny Alpha.Johnny Alpha was a friend of mine.And let me tell you something,Fett...You're no Johnny Alpha." "Enough. Release him and i will let you live." "No Bobba,finders keepers.Remember, Lord Vader is watching.Now put away that little toy before you do yourself a mischief.And in any event as befits your lowly status, i will stun you."
"You Shame us! the entire profession!You leave me no choice."
"Oh now you know me! But you are a special clone aren't you?Perhaps not...Listen, you only have Mandalorian armor, whereas i am not from this timeline.You don't stand a chance,Fett.Choose."
"On the count of"
"Fett....You know your pappa is still alive?"
"Yeah, i'm gonna find him... two..."
"Tsk,tsk,So be it...three." #scientificapple #magnificentsherbert .

Meanwhile Elsewhen, ' "200 years have passed since the failed attempt by the Conspirators aka the founding fathers to secede the 13 colonies from Great Britain.The attempt was thwarted by that great and loyal patriot,David Farnsworth.For his noble work,Farnsworth was given Massachusetts.which renamed Farnsworthshire.And the continent of North America was renamed West Britannia after the conspirators signed the Declaration of Dependence." That doesn't sound right,Your Lordship.' said Danny Wilde as he finished reading 'Foundation' magazine. "Why not,Daniel?"asked Lord Brett he waved to Teresa Rivera who has just arrived at the Farnworthshire hotel to give the duo an assignment from Judge Fulton."Problem,Danny?" asks Teresa. "Yes.locked out" replies Danny.And so Danny kneels in front of the hotel room door, trying to pick its lock.
"Observe,Teresa.Spencer Tracy once took a pipe ordinary pipe cleaner...and by inserting it into the lock, and moving it around in intricate positions... you know, I could be a gentleman cracksman with this-"
At the same time,Brett, who went out a window, onto a ledge and into the room through its window, opens the door from the inside.
"There's no need to kneel,Daniel.I'm a very democratic sort of lord."
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Meanwhile elsewhen,President Rassilon has arranged a news conference.
"I will now field some questions from the press corp...Yes.You."
"Christine Everhart, Mojo News Network.Mr President, can you tell us why Dorothy Gale is such a threat?"
"Because ,Ms Everhart ,the Grand Unified Multiversal Systems relies on Order to function.This is the opposite of free will.The anti life equation would have eliminated free will.Alas,Ms Gale chose not share the location of the final part of the equation with the new leader of GUMS, His Excellency Lord Darkseid of Apokolips.For this she was punished." "Is it true that She escaped?" "No.That is an alternative fact.She was sent 116 years to her planet's Future.From there she was sent to 'Dreamy-Boom-Boom' the maximum security stockade in the Crunchy Energy Cascade.But she was broken out from there by Wade Wilson and Papa Smurf.And they sent her to another Muliverse.Because of this heinous Crime,Wade Wilson and the Smurfs have been declared Foes of GUMS.Even now their homeworld is being cleansed by forces sent by our ally,the Imperious Leader." "But Mr President,how is order being maintained without the anti life Equation?" His excellency Lord Darkseid has arranged the broadcast of a new series called 'Everybody loves Hypnotoad' to bring Calm,Harmony and unite the Multiverse ----All Glory to the Hypnotoad!
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Meanwhile in Springfield...
"We Simpsons truly are the ambassadors of high culture and civilization;First we offended Australia and Brazil and now we've insulted the city of Boston. Truly, our work has just begun.Apu my good man! i'm parched. Gimme that #magnificentsherbert !" "This?Sorry, Bart, Prof. Frink ordered me to give Homer a good squishy."
"Really?" "Yes,Prof. Frink and the Springfield Higher Institute of Technology have been given a contract by General Thaddeus Ross to develop a new generation of super soldiers!'' "Cool! So Apu, how did Frink do this and what's this got to do with my dad?" "Well the creation of Captain Yankee Doodle Dandy during WW2 was unique.Since then there have only been Happy Chaps and an abomination! So,taking inspiration from ancient Rome,Frink discovered that the Gladiators of ancient Rome did not have the physique of Rainier Wolfcastle.Instead they had the physique of your father." "Allright!...How come,Apu?" "Protection!Because the dense extra layer of Flab acts as the ultimate Defense mechanism and lets the gladiator take a really good pounding! Whereas for the gladiator having the physique of Macbain such a pounding would have crippled them for life! Besides which, this defensive layer of flab made for outstanding entertainment in the gladitorial arena.So Bart...where is your dad?" "He's gone to pick up mom and Aunt Selma.But our Car broke down." "Oh deary deary me! Homer's the involuntary prototype for Frink's super soldier! Frink directed an electromagnetic pulse at Your Dad's car.Being late to collect your Aunt Selma will cause her to unleash a furious display of the deadly Martial art of which she is a master : Tongue-Fu! Quick Bart, her finishing move is the Sharp Tongue! I should know! No ordinary human can survive that deadly sonic barrage.Your dad that needs that flab!he needs a good squishy!" "Oh yeah?.. hmm,a Kwik-e-mart super Serum! So tell me Apu, my good man ,how come you know about the super soldier project?" "Easy! Number one told us at the Wednesday meeting of The Stonecutters at our HQ.We control both COBRA and SHIELD "Oh really, Apu?" "Yes, We do! We do!!!" #scientificapple

Meanwhile in another time and another place...
Greetings and salutations from Apokolips,Alexander Luthor.How goes your efforts to insulate our multiverse from the effects of the oncoming crisis?"
"How very droll ,Prime.Darkseid ,you are not.But in answer to your query:All in good time.Now...i take it you have accomplished the little task i set for you?"
"Yeah,Alexander. I opened a spacetime portal from the year 1962 to 2066 thus ensuring that Dr Banner becomes the first Happy Chap." "Why did you say that Prime?" "Because, like Mr Wayne, he is called Bruce and is also a bundle of joy."
"You dolt.I told you to send Banner from 1962 to 2066.So that he never becomes Happy Chap.I need Kryptonians for my plan to work,Prime.In particular ,Power Girl.Banner is a poor substitute.Instead you opened a Temporal corridor that will be studied by SHIELD which will ensure the creation of the Time Lords as well as the Asgardians and Apokoliptians and thus Darkseid."
But it also creates the Kryptonians, Alexander.Which is what i want. Don't you want me to be around to aid you?"
"There you go again ,Prime.Jumping the Gun.To cause a spatial-temporal inversion with a Ninety nine percent chance of success i have to remove the key flashpoints.All you have done is ensured a timeline with the Sisterhood of Karn and the creation of UNIT instead of SHADO in the Year 1980.No ,We want the Bene Gesserit Sisterhood and the Swordmasters of Ginaz for this to work.Start again."
"No way, Alexander." "Why?" "Because,Alexander, that is a feudal society that lasts for thousands of years." "But surely with great power comes great responsibility? After you alter events to suit you,what then,Prime? The imperial class system of Faufreluches imposes order and civility.They can stop the rise of the thinking machines that Ultron will create."
"So what? It's not my problem.This is my time.My time...I will have my version of Earth back!"
"Tsk,Tsk.Very well,Prime. Do it your way.But don't say i didn't warn you.Now...go and turn Doctor Banner into a Happy Chap!
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Meanwhile, elsewhen, John Clayton iii, Jane Porter, Allan Quartermain ,Tom Swift and Prince Dakkar are in a meeting with 'M' at the Secret Service's headquarters in the capital..."I am sorry Quartermain.But we cannot interfere.Dorothy Gale is on her own.As the Current 'M' my word is final." "But ,M,she saved our dimension.Is this how we repay her?! She has been found guilty ,on false charges, of executing the Wicked Witch of the West in a showtrial.Allow my group to mount a rescue." "No, Quartermain. International Statute of Secrets applies.You Muggles are always interfering. "What did you say ?"said Jane Porter. "I said 'you have muddled thinking'." said M."No,he didn't." Said John Clayton iii. "I heard him.Let's go." Outside the Ministry,
Prince Dakkar voiced the consensus."We face a new dark age.Darkseid will cause the stagnation of scientific knowledge because the transmission of learning will be restricted to a genetically chosen elite.M is one of them. So no help from that front.The calculations from my 'quantum differential engine' show Ms Gale will re enter our universe 116 years from now.I will give instructions to our friends in Wakanda to pass onto Ms Gale the means for her to return home.But one problem remains.How will she know that her friends have not forgotten her? Time travel can be messy." "Leave that to me."Said Tom Swift. "Visual records of Ms Gale's show trial kept by me will be passed onto my descendants.There is a high probability one of them one of them will help Ms Gale.Cheer up, people." Said Tom confidently."After all...tomorrow is another day!"
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Meanwhile,in a parallel universe...
Some years earlier,Janet van Dyne enlisted the help of the Doctor in a search...
"Thank you for coming ,Doctor.Sorry about the delay.Missy sent me Raquelle, to be brand ambassador for Van Dyne Inc." "What?" "Quite.Raquelle really lives up to image as a diva.She caused a big scene.Do you know She said her contract with 'Guava Clique' took priority? What arrogance!...Anyway, back on topic...As you know, after the Hulkbuster Armor tests were put on hiatus by Stark, Hank Pym carried on with his research concerning the 'quantum realm'.But he has since disappeared into this...'Microverse' .
"What?" "I know...Scott Lang had gone there to rescue him.But he too has since become lost."replied Janet Van Dyne.
"What?!" "Yes, it's terrible. To think that both of them went through that gateway with no means of return to our univer... "Janet Van Dyne paused.
"What?!!" At this point Janet Van Dyne Spoke: "Doctor,Either you're disoriented or you're dlspleased.Which is it?"
"Hmm?oh I'm sorry Ms Van Dyne, did you miss me?Yeah, but,no,but,yeah... I was just multitasking with Rose Tyler, Rose Tyler and Mickey via a temporal intradimensional sonic corridor I just opened since transatlantic telecommunications have just gone down.However,back to your point. Pym and Lang shouldn't have done that.The barriers between multiverses are naturally closed for good reason.Each time they are opened there are consequences.So Ms Van Dyne, do you still want my help?" Janet Van Dyne responded at a level that the Doctor understood: "Yeah,but,no,but,yeah." The Doctor was pleased by her answer and said "Alrighty then,Allons-y!" #scientificapple #magnificentsherbert #tranquiltoys #actionfigsaredolls

Elsewhere, ages and ages hence in another multiverse...For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.The First Order's gathering of Khyber Crystals has been noticed by the Celestial Intervention Agency, who have sent a time traveller who speaks with a Scottish accent to the Planet Of Ooshies to get the Ooshies help to thwart the gathering by the First Order..."You have to stop those ships."Said the Doctor."Sorry, we can't help." said Batman. "I concur." said Wonder Woman."But if you keep allowing the First Order to take the Crystals then the Daleks will weaponize the Tantalus Eye and the Time Lords will respond by sending a fleet of Battle TARDISes to vaporize this planet.The treaty of Skaro will be rescinded and a time war will erupt." said the Doctor."Tough.Leave."said Batman."Okay,Chuckles." responds the Doctor."That's not my name."says Batman."No,it's Chuckles.I've got a lot to think about without everybody having their own names.You're Chuckles. And you..."the Doctor said pointing to Princess Diana of Themyscira "... You're Daphne."
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