When u accidentally wake up at exactly 4:20 u can have breakfast and do all the make-up things you saw on YouTube by 6am ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I just held the first proof copy of my first book in my hand for the first time. I couldn't figure out what to do with the feeling, so I gave the book a tour of my house. It looked best in the bathroom where I do all my most useable thinking. #NoWayOkayFine is out in July through @hachetteaus. I'll be talking about it *a lot* more in the next few months. Thank you I love you.
We need to remember what's important in life: friends, waffles, work. Or waffles, friends, work. Doesn't matter, but work is third.