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Brittany Ashley  Hopeless romantic. But hopeless everything else too.

http://www.brittanyashleyfunny.com/

Alternate reality where I'm an Icelandic punk goddess. [Actual reality: girlfriend put her hair on mine]

Lesbian Princess lives on

I rented out the bathroom suite

Two Chicago gals seeing Jersey Boys

My mom has been gone for 22 years. When I was a kid, I used to search for clues to find out more about her. I had photo albums, home movies and journals she wrote me but I needed more. Everyone tells me she was a saint, an incredible mother and a kind soul but I wanted to know the menial stuff: What type of pop would she buy at a gas station on a road trip? What made her roll her eyes? Did she leave hair in the sink drain? Then I found this. Something as dumb as a Sam's Club membership card made me feel like she was tangible. Maybe just like me. So I kept this card hidden away like it was a museum artifact. Whenever I fall down a hole of sadness thinking about how unfair it is for a 6 year old to lose their mom, how I'll never know if she's proud of me, how I don't know what her laugh sounds like... I think about her, as a 29 year old, just strolling through Sam's Club, peacefully, contemplating what to buy in bulk.

Balanced breakfast.

Tomorrow! New episode of "For Real Though" live on the @logotv FB page. 1PM PST/4PM EST - I talk Comey, a study about tops/bottoms and a very new segment of HELL YEAH.

I notoriously dislike Sunday brunches (eggs, early, worked brunch for years- it's a whole thing) however some places can change your mind. (Also, get the chicken liver mousse 😍)

From the last episode of For Real Though on @logotv --- 45's 100th day in office 😑

Took this on accident but came to find it's beautiful. Sometimes I too feel like a tattered jean knee.

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I wrote an essay for @newnownext about how uncomfortable it is to come out to your Uber driver - the full article is up and you can find it on my Twitter

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