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Brian Kemm  I write stuff.🏝Get your coconuts on. Let’s dance.

Maybe he was just trying to get his money back from @zellepay ? #AnotherSatisfiedCustomer

Dreams really do come true. @thestormydaniels #TeamStormy #WeHo

Happy Monday!

Sheffield, England is a city made great by its people.
This is the new mayor, Magid Magid, 28, whose family came to Sheffield from Somalia when he was a child. Look him up and you’ll see why the city loves him.
I can’t imagine a predominately White American city making a Black Muslim refugee their mayor, which is all the more reason why Sheffield is the best city on planet Earth. If you ever want to experience true love and compassion, take a trip to Sheffield.
#sheffield #sheffieldcityhall

Me texting @bankofamerica and @zellepay but not getting a text back

The most underrated film in the history of cinema

Happy Mother’s Day!!!! #happymothersday

Open letter to the upstairs neighbors:
Give me one night of peace. If you can’t not fight on Mother’s Day at 2am, one of you should consider moving out.
Sincerely,
The guy who plays 60’s tv shows at a loud volume

For all my Brit friends 🇪🇺

SUN’S OUT, GUN... Free Zone 😑

Actual accidental selfie, confused face brought to you by just now learning there’s a portrait mode on the front camera

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