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Paul Bissonnette  Canadian ice hockey player in the Los Angeles Kings organization. 4th line plug and 🌎 Traveler. πŸ”ŒπŸπŸ»

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Happy birthday to my beautiful girlfriend. I'm a very lucky guy. #OverAchieving #SheRunsMyShow #GetYourBallsBackBiz #TheyAreInHerPurse #SaturdaysAreForTheLady #SendHelp

Never posted this photo that my pal @bradleyfriesen sent me after he took me and my girl up in his helicopter after @pemberton_fest last year. The picture/helicopter ride put me in a late push for boyfriend of the year considerations. Didn't win but put in a solid effort. Nonetheless a great day and photo. I'll get em next time.

Today marks the 1 day anniversary I met @ceopeso and @billions_kalhoun. Some will say it was luck, others will say it was fate, but I'm chalking it up to curiosity. "Why does this guy in our apartment complex have 2 cars facing each other in the middle of the parking lot? Why does that same guy have a unzipped velour track suit on with no undershirt? And why is he now waving 100$ bills in my face?" I asked. What started out as confusion was now blossoming into something else, as @billions_kalhoun explained to me "real recognize real". The friendship grew like wildfire by the millisecond. I then met the producer/film director/agent/publicist/talent coordinator/videographer @ceopeso. As our creative juices started flowing and @ceopeso was making cinematic history the bond grew even stronger. Yesterday was the first time I'd witnessed a Video Vixen (@theetatianaking) in action live in the flesh. The on camera chemistry with @billions_kalhoun was something you'd imagine reading out of an erotic romance novel (but I would never read an erotic romance novel because that's fucking insane so I'd imagine that's how I would feel if I did read one, but I don't because that's psycho). If I could sum up the experience in Emojis it would be the fire flames one like this πŸ”₯. And the juicy, non fishy smelling peach one like this πŸ‘. And the big, purple, girthy, veiny eggplant like this πŸ†. It was a side of hip hop I hadn't seen in a long time. It brought me back to that feeling when growing up while watching the music video Nelly "Hot in Herre" or Nelly "Ride With Me", or Nelly "Tip Drill"...... So basically any Nelly music video you've ever seen or heard of. I would often question where hip hop was going. Yesterday answered that question. I know Hip Hop is alive and well. If it died you other rappers wouldn't survive the smell. πŸ™πŸ» #TBT

Today's a travel day. The boys are headed to Man Jose. Just kidding. It's actually called San Jose but they call it that because there are a ton of dudes there. Hahahaha. Jokes are fun. You know what else is fun? Meeting new friends. Well in this case, a celebrity. Meet Paul Ladue aka Conan O'brien. It's not everyday you get to play with a world renowned comedian. But "Pauls" story is anything but funny. After becoming bored and unfulfilled with making people laugh he found himself in a rut. Until one day while talking to Dean Lombardi at the Kings practice facility in El Segundo after one of his men's league games. Dean mentioned the fact that the Kings prospect depth on defense was a little thin because a few of their young guys had been moved up to the big club. After a solid week of thinking "Paul" gave Dean a call and decided it was time to put his comedy career on hold and follow his true passion. There was only one problem. Because the Kings have drafted so many gingers the past few years the organization was at its souless player limit. So like always, Lombardi figured out the problem and found a way to make one of the teams gingers just disappear. And just like that "Paul" was now on his way. In his first year with the organization he's made incredible strides. He even played in his first 2 NHL games this past week and recorded his first phantom assist. Not only is "Paul" a great player. He's an even better teammate. No soul and all. @paulladue #MeetTheReign #FireBush #Ginger #NoSoul

Be Perfect Foundation charity event hosted by the @ontarioreignhockey. This is my roommate Vincent. Nice guy, when he sleeps. Thanks for the jacket @tgprivatelabel.

Join the @ontarioreignhockey on Friday, February 3rd for our annual pink in the rink night. All proceeds from jersey auction and tickets going to San Antonio regional hospital for the fight against breast cancer.

Pippen and Jordan. #throwback

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When you crush Christmas Miss Piggy on Christmas Eve and she ain't got no family to go home to cause she a worthless hoe and she's trying to stay the night so you act like you're sleeping so she gets the hint to get an Uber even though Uber won't be invented for another 20 years and you'll probably have to spend those years with her because she bat shit crazy and poked holes in the Trojan Magnums before you gave her the pipe now she got you for 18 years, 18 years and then on his 18th birthday he found out it wasn't his. #MerryChristmas

When your dad's a Colombian drug lord and is shedding the feds by pretending to be an adult film star and spent the night smashing roller girl from Boogie Nights with his Anze Kopitar visor tinted edition bifocals but makes it home in time for Christmas morning and doesn't have to answer to your mom because you know, he's a Colombian drug lord, but you have no idea any of this is going on because you're like fucking 1 and all you want is a nice warm titty in your mouth and for your sister to stop making that stupid face when she smiles. #MerryChristmas

When you show up to Christmas dinner after shooting for the movie Dick Tracy with a middle part in your hair dressed like a fashion icon and your Grandma is Mrs. Doubtfire and kills 6 people at a Black Friday sale just so she can hit you with that limited addition 13" tube tv for your bedroom so you can stunt on the kids when you have a slumber party. #MerryChristmas

My sisters twins meeting Santa for the first time.

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