Hi guys, I’m turning 10 today :) In 2008 my parents hired a beach shack for some reason and tried to figure out how to make a rock record…Instead they sat around with bad haircuts, drank cheap beer, played UNO, pretended to be important, fooled around and made me.
I grew up thinking people didn’t like me but then as I’ve gotten older (yes, i’m only 10) people tell me all the time that im their fav in our family…so ahh suck shit to my brothers and sisters!
Life has been pretty good so far. I have a lot of friends. My parents are lame. I can’t wait to finish school. My older sister Day One likes to tell me that she’s older, cooler but I’m more popular at school ;). She tries too hard.
I have a younger brother who is half Swedish..he’s never had a name tho and kisses stuff at night or something Swedish like that. Weird kid. Loves meatballs.
Most people know my younger sister Marchfire, she’s ok i guess, but she was born in LA and drinks a lot of mocha lattes even though she’s only like 5. She’s a bit of a hippy or kinda christian or something. Light this, light that…yawn. She was a bit of an overachieving pop star when she was born and likes to remind us.
My baby brother Brace is screaming and carrying on agaaaaaaaain this morning. Hes an angry little baby. I don’t know why he’s so frustrated all the time.
I think its mum and dads fault.
Us kids are all so different and we reckon its coz they never have ANY idea what they are doing. urrrghhh old people are idiots.
Oh we have a new brother or sister on the way too. Will probs be a crying whinging little soft pop baby poo machine. How annoying! Anyway off to school now, thanks for listening, Universes.