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Tits Palmer  I was born to boop 🤗

Four years ago, I went to @bonnaroo and camped with this dude who I thought was cute and funny but who was clearly not picking up any of my signals 😒

One year ago, I went to a Vulfpeck concert, got him to meet me for drinks afterwards and tricked him into falling in love with me 😏

Even though we seemingly can’t take a decent picture together, and long distance has been rough, I love dis boi very extremely much. Can’t wait to hug u Mattchew 😘💞

I feel like anyone who can’t read cursive might read this as “Jniendly’s” 🧐
#jniendlys #friendlys #theRlooksliketheN #observations #comedicgenius #westernmass

She 30. And we took the best #sisterselfie that ever was. Happy Birthday betchhhh. I can’t believe you’re 30 cos that basically means I’m 30 cos I’ve known you my whole life 😳☹️ whatever. I could be sentimental or whatevs but my brain don’t work right. Last night was fun. Love uuu
#seester #sister #hermana #soeur #30yearsold #dirtythirty #aboutlastnight #wecute #happybirthday #herpyborfday #TINI #KILI #KALA #JASLA

Hello yes I’d like to speak to Mr. Emoji about my missing royalties. It’s CLEAR that I invented this 🤗 emoji all the way back in 2013 and have not been fairly compensated for my contribution. Expect a call from my lawyer!!!
#tbt #emoji #iinventedit #ihavethereceipts #innovator #genius #🤗 #feelinbeards #wheresmymoney #datemojimoneytho #wherestherespect

I’m gonna start an Instagram called “Far Too Many Beverages for One Person”

#FTMBFOP #allthebeverages #roadtrip #goingtomaine #hydrate #tea #coffee #kombucha #water #nearlyenoughdrinks

Happy barfday to this cat-huggin’ goon. Your pigtails are fly and you kinda match the biodome. Happy birfdayyyyyyyeeeeeeeuuuuhhhhhh @datthewmay
#montreal #biodome #birthdayweekend #canada #boyf #kitty #blackcatsofinstagram #bae #boo #boothang #brat

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