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Bev Weidner  I'm bad with lids.

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What? Was it something Dad tooted?

If this doesn't perfectly illustrate the difference in our approaches to parenting, I don't know what does.

Weekender bags! I need your recommends. 🌿I also need to know what you think you (the you NOW) would be doing in 1985. But the now you. Not the then you. πŸ€” These are the crucial life matters we're discussing on the blog today! Along with "real nice sweatpants." Tell me here, tell me there. Whatevs, pigeons. πŸ€—πŸ’ƒπŸ·

"I have a wrong pipe!" - is what Natalie calls having a cough. So of course now Will "has a wrong pipe." And "needs medicine." Which is what Natalie calls a spoonful of day-old water with two loose dog hairs in it. 😳

Chicken Spring Rolls are on the blog today! And a couple of inappropriate references that should probably have me locked in a cage, so. You know. πŸ“πŸŒΏ#bevcooksrecipes

The bloated rotting turtle is slightly to your left! There, you got it.

Slightly lesser known than the Swiss Family Robinson, the Redneck Family Weidners. πŸ™„

Have you ever had Squid Picatta?? (yes those are tentacles) LISTEN, this is a must. It's sooooo easy, suuuuuper freaking delicious, and seriously inexpensive. (holla) Also, tentacles. You can do this. πŸ¦‘πŸ½πŸ¦„βœ¨(on the blog today!) #bevcooksrecipes

TRUE LIFE TALK: it was all so perfect in my head. We'd have a lovely post-nap Pies and Pickles Picnic. (alliteration governs my life) We'd bask in the 72-degree temperature, listen to folksy tunes and sip white wine. ✨🌞🌿But then, a speck of dust decided to exist two inches away from Will's face, and the four molecules of melted ice cream on Nat's dress was basically the apocalypse. We went inside. The end. (🍷🍷🍷)

You're doing it wrong.

Felicity's unforgivable trim (I have so many questions! 😩), nostrils vs. gnawing, and - my face is a solar panel. 🌞Today on Flotsam! (I clearly have issues in life.)

Asian Steak Lettuce Wraps! πŸ€—I'm trying to be less carby, and then realized how ridiculous that is, so I added 45 buckets of cilantro lime rice to them. And I feel better. On the blog! πŸ‘―#bevcooksrecipes