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Barney the Chameleon & Friends  A sassy dinosaur with eyerolls for days 🖖🏼🙄 🌈50/50 Ambilobe x Ambanja Cross 🦎Gecko siblings Charlie & Monkey 👸🏼Human mom @alyssakayesims 📍Dallas, TX

A note from my human: "Missing my little man while on vaca 🌴 @dfwreptarium says "he's a grumpy old man" (accurate) but he's doing well and eating! Just a little stressed by the busy storefront 💚💙❤️" - @alyssakayesims #barneythecham

"I get to go on vacation to @dfwreptarium while Mom's away 🎉 If you live in the Dallas area, come say hi to me by the front counter🦎 #reptileparty" - #barneythecham

"Do not make eye contact. Maybe if I don't look at it, it'll stop dancing... 🌭" - #barneythecham #NationalHotDogDay #hotdogfilter

"I am quite the candy colored handful 🍭" - #barneythecham

"i scream, you scream, we all scream for... MONKEY 🐒 jk Happy #nationalicecreamday🍦❤️" - #monkeythecrestie

"She may look skeptical when I'm being nice but Mom knows I have her back ❤️🦎" - #barneythecham

"Excuse me but it's only Wednesday?! 😳 #humpday" - #barneythecham Wow natural lighting has my baby dino glowing y'all 🌈🔥☀️

"Shouldn't be hard to find a girlfriend.. The ladies will definitely be chasing my tail 😏🍑 #mcm" - #barneythecham

"Why couldn't the chameleon change colors? He had a reptile dysfunction! HAHA 😂" - #barneythecham #sillysunday

"Why do I keep falling off this plant? Mom, am I getting fat?! 😳" - #barneythecham #struggles

"High five! I mean... High two?" 🖖🏼 - #barneythecham

"Stars and stripes (me) all day 🇺🇸 #HappyFourthOfJuly" - #barneythecham

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