Ahoy. I'm abandoning this Instagram account soon, leaving it to fester and starting afresh in a few days. Having so many followers is not, I can promise you, a path to notoriety or glory. It definitely doesn't give you anything genuine back. I suspect my twenty plus thousand are largely fake or thieves so I never, ever hear from them. They're like a silent audience in the stalls and upper circle wearing balaclavas and with socks in their mouths. But for those who have been engaging and charming and lovely I shall reappear again stage left with a different account - or stage right, I haven't decided. You'll know if you're the latter so I'll decide what my new account is at the end of the week. If you're fake or thief, then farewell!