After 7 years of R&D and a dissertation ending in a PHD, we have concluded that avocado waffles (while incredibly tasty) were not the way to go. Our research shows that 5/5 baristas did not want to make waffle batter every damn day. As a result we have suspended our Awful Waffles program to pursue something equally as tasty. We will be starting off serving Saturdays and Sundays only, from 8:30-3:00. Two options for toast will be available. The first will be the standard issue avocado toast you see in almost every coffee shop—this will be our experiment's Control. The second toast and the first of the Variables will be an asian-inspired avocado toast. Come this weekend to try them out!