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Andrew Coffman  this sanguine coward, this bed-presser, this horseback-breaker, this huge hill of flesh

Accidentally ate a whole civilization of sea monkeys. #shells #faces

#raining in fantasyland

Who wore it better? #picasso v #coffman

Jambon Iberico

Lots of unusual lactation paintings today.

As the last year has proved good optics are out. So as we head off to vacation let me promote our adoption fundraiser. So excited to be a parent with this lady. Thanks for all your help in getting us there. Repost from @nikicoffman using @RepostRegramApp - In the last 2.5 years, @awcoffman and I have tried and spectacularly failed to have a baby. Now, we're growing our family through domestic adoption. If you're so inclined, we'd love it if you'd visit the link in my profile and chip in to help get baby C home. We've even come up with fun rewards - including several from @marytoddlincolncoffman - to thank you for your investment in our family! We promise we'll be fun parents. 💖 Art by @brettdouglashunter & @elephantgallery, photo by the incomparable @heidirossphoto, general awesomeness by @pinkpizzza & @alexlockwood.

Sunday vibes. #graciedog

I'm not sure they know what those words mean.

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