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Ilana Wiles (aka @mommyshorts)  Author of "Remarkably Average Parenting" and creator of mommyshorts.com 👻: ilanawiles

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Oops. Somewhere along the line, I forgot to teach my 4yo the alphabet. Read "The Academics of the Second Child" on the blog today. Link in bio. #averageparentproblems @mommyshorts

I bet the person who invented the MUTE button on your phone was a parent who worked from home. #averageparentproblems photo: @tmonette

Who wants to break it to him that everyone got one?#averageparentproblems photo: @feyablue

There are positives and negatives to your kids being able to dress themselves. And in all fairness, this outfit is AMAZING. #averageparentproblems photo: @alirae29

This GRADE A LEVEL parenting. The world is your oyster. Read a book! Take a nap! #averageparentproblems photo: @kdagaines

We actually did get a really good shot towards the beginning (you can see it on @mommyshorts) but there was no way for me to know since I was in the photo so I kept making my poor husband snap more and more pics until everyone nearly had a break down. I hope you all had a really great Mother's Day! If not, post all your terrible pics to #averageparentproblems 😆

I've already said, "If you have a problem, go see your Dad" at least 12 times. Happy Remarkably Average Mother's Day!!!

Happy Mother's Day! For all the Dads following, you're in charge of cleaning the kitchen. #averageparentproblems video: @mommyshorts

If you have more than one kid and this hasn't happened to you yet, it will. My oldest daughter is a professional photo blocker. #averageparentproblems photo: @mlvanhuss

GUILTY. And in case my pouting 4yo isn't enough to prove it, please find my 7yo hiding behind the stroller. Thanks to @thredUP for awarding me their coveted Mommarazzi award! Tag a fellow Mommarazzi in the comments below and you'll be entered to win a $250 thredUP shopping spree! Winner will be announced on 5/15. Check out @thredup now for more awards celebrating moms throughout the week. #goodbadassfunny #mothersday #secondhandfirst #ad

Well, you're paying for them now...#averageparentproblems photo: @kemcooney

Ohmygod, somehow kids make the things you already hate EVEN WORSE. #averageparentproblems photo: @gisboo

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