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Austin M.  Shut it down. Set it on fire. Sweep away the ashes.

People clapping and congratulating this guy for quitting please pump the brakes. Screw this ding dong for insulting our intelligence for 6 months.

Monday

Becky made this amazing beef stroganoff from scratch. I'm so happy because #1 I got to eat it and #2 When Team Trump sells us completely out to the Russians maybe Becky will survive because she can make Russian themed food.

Gimme all the shrooms

Michigan y'all need to bawitdaba, da bang, da dang diggy diggy, diggy, said the boogie, said up jump the boogie.... and then tell this turd chunker to sit down. I can't take it.

Never know what you'll see at @thewillowtreejc

My brain 24x7

Anybody in Johnson City know the owner of this pool? I'm trying to take a dip this summer before this bad boy washes off down the hill.

Freaked out by Trump? Want to get more freaked out? Pick this book up it will rattle your bones.

The mere mention of renaming part of State of Franklin Road in Johnson City to Martin Luther King Jr. Blvd done brought out everybody's racist aunt and uncle.

Let's be real. Cher & Gregg Allman were the best celebrity couple of all time.

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