happy birthday espider/martin/deadpool/macho/ and to my favorite idiot friend in the whole friggen world!!! boy, we've been best friends since like..7th grade. we were always in the same classes, you walked me to my bus, we were on the same bus for DC, all that jazz. tbh, i always forget that im older than you because it just seems that way, anyway, not really the point. thanks for always making me laugh so hard i cry, i can send you the ugliest snaps on snapchat and you could care less, thanks for always inviting me to your bday parties and stuff like that. i HOPE YOU're SUPER EXCITED TO BE 17 BECAUSE THEN YOU AND I WILL BE 18 NEXT YEAR 👍👍👍 also, thank you for always being there for me. i literally appreciate your existence. whoever doesn't can just fall down an infinite row of stairs. also thank you for convincing me to join band even though you quit the year i've joined. i hope this day of ya birth is a good one. LOVE YA BOI.