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Ashley  πŸ“DC πŸ”œ MIA 5/4 NYC 5/16 ✍️ Freelance Writer @ Galore, DC Mag, Bustle, etc. πŸ’ Consultant @digitalrevamp πŸ’Œ loxandleather@gmail.com 🍩 @loxandleather

If you're in love with band tees but want to stand out from the crowd, may I suggest booty shorts made from band tees? Link in bio for my latest blog post on these shorts. πŸ‘»

Asked some lil sk8r boi to take a pic of me as I was leaving the Museum of Death in my airport clothes and he did a surprisingly decent job?
Thanks for the rec @julianhurrah, although I think there was a little too much blood and gore for me πŸ’€

If you've ever thought about buying a bikini from @missguided but were worried it'd be trash quality/hard to return/etc. I just wrote an honest review of their swimwear on my blog. Link in bio! And please send me a suntan cuz I know I'm pathetically pale in these pics πŸ’€
πŸ“Έ@jameslaw1

If it doesn't get warm out by this weekend I'm suing someone. Also if you're in the DC area and free on Saturday come through to @youbloomwebloom for the opening of their latest show featuring a few paintings by yours truly πŸ˜‡5-7 PM. Link in bio for more info!

ISO: someone to attend events with me that can take decent pics of me on my shitty iPhone 6. Serious inquiries only.

Been so busy having a blast in LA that I haven't taken many pics (except for a few shoots with amazing photographers that I'm super excited to share once I get the pics back)...I'm headed back east tomorrow night, but I feel like I'll be back to La La Land again sooner rather than later 😈
Thanks to all the amazing people who took me in as a roomie for a lil bit πŸ’•@jonbier13 @trevor_friedrich @xenia.mz @samuel.black @drsean

I've been in LA for about a week now, but before I left I stopped in to @capitalaestheticdc for my second laser appointment and tbh I was pumped because I already saw such legit results from my first visit. I basically went from having to shave my armpits everyday to having to only shave every 3-4 days. Decided to start laser on my bikini area too because summer is coming 😎if you have any questions about laser or want a hook up for Capital Aesthetic - hit my DMs!

The other day @charmander37 asked me how I wear so many crazy swimsuits without getting crazy tan lines, so I decided to write a blog post about it. Link in bio to read my tips and see pics of my bruised ass since that's what the majority of y'all voted for (thanks for saving me time).

I took pics in this all red leopard outfit in December and @tomford showcased all red leopard looks on the runway in February. Coincidence? I think not. If you're looking to get my look and/or the Tom Ford look for way less - check out my latest blog post (link in bio πŸ†) pics by @kd.foto ❀️

Saturday smirkin' 😈 Check out my latest blog post for where to find boots like these (link in bio). ❀️ Also! I'm going to be in LA from 3/21-4/3! If anyone will be around, hit me up and let's hang/eat/shoot/etc. Or, if you have any recs of things I need to see/do/eat - def lmk in the comments below ❀️

Shortly before taking this pic I slipped and cut my foot on the rock, grimaced through the pain to pose, then immediately asked @heatheruzerr to go get a bandaid and a lifeguard. The "lifeguard" proceeded to tell us we needed to get Jamaican boyfriends, which really helped my bleeding foot, thanks!

Just posted a new blog post on pinstripes πŸ•΅πŸ½β€β™€οΈ if you're looking for this cute suit or something similar, check it out! Link in bio ❀️#beadoll #dollskill

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