FILIPINO TELENOVELAS BE LIKE (those are curling rods in my hair btw LMAO) here’s the convo in English:
Girl 1: HEY ARE YOU THE GIRL THAT WANTS TO TAKE MY MAN? IS IT YOU? ARE YOU THAT WOMAN?!
Girl 2: YES, I am that woman. Why? Do you have a problem?
Girl 1: he doesn’t come home to me anymore. You took him away from me. The love of my life- really you- what is your problem ?! What do you want from me?!!!
Girl 2: That’s not my problem. That’s your problem. I am now the one he loves. I’m beautiful, I’m smart, and my booty is PHAT. Go away already!
Girl 1: This frickin woman and man! What really is your problem? Do you really want to take everything else away from me?! Come here, I’ll kill you !! I’ll really kill you!
Girl 2: Oh my god she’s crazy, let’s go