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Anthony Padilla  i am a professional #businessman with a #business email ↓THIS IS THE LINK IN BIO↓

the word “shirt” sounds like it has no vowels in it and it’s been a huge bother to me for multiple months. we might as well call it a “bzzzt” or a “thnks fr th mmrs”.

sometimes you’ll find something that so accurately represents you that life seems to stop for a moment. —
📸 @mielmonster

looking for someone to box. me and my sad southern facing nipples want to fuck someone up. tag who you want us to fuck up. —
📸 @joshuashultz

thank you for understanding the gravity of my situation

you don’t deserve it

i was a very chipper 17 year old.

thank you all so much for playing into my april fool’s joke yesterday. reading the comments from all of you being “supportive”, so the joke wouldn’t be spoiled for new viewers was the highlight of my week. i know i’m usually sarcastic so don’t get used to this, but: i’m so happy i’ve found people who share my sense of humor. thank you. —
📸 @joshuashultz

‪this is really hard for me but i‘m ready to tell you the real reason why i left smosh last year‬. thank you all so much for your love and support through this whole thing. link in bio.

ps: those of us with important videos that happen to come out on april fool’s day are really getting fucked by everyone trying to be funny with their stupid pranks and jokes, etc.
i’ll make sure to look at the calendar before uploading a serious video like this again. ffs.

okay i know you’re all going to say it looks like j*zz but please be assured it’s just bleach. (had to censor a word so it looks like jazz, so i can still get $$ brand deals) —
📸 @joshuashultz

who needs mouths when we have smartphones —
🖌 by @drawing_dolan (thank you!)

posting this because sometimes we need the approval of others to feel worthiness in this sad digital world of views, likes and comments being our only source of self-validation. —
📸 @joshuashultz

surefire way to get attention

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