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Annie Mester  Employees must wash hands before returning to work

Interested in arts, crafts, clubs, and mac n cheese? Sick! Join Kraft Klub 7 (the hottest club in NYC bar NONE) for all of the above and more. Including, but not limited to: Fuck Off sweatpants, string bracelets, coloring books, a strong sense of pride in what you're doing. Like this pic if you wanna join ! !!

Remember the 2000 World Series?

A Millennial's Work/Life Balance (2017), Candy + headphones on desk, 30.48 cm x 50.22 cm, $15.99

I'm calling this "Sunday" but think of it as sun (meaning the sun) and day (meaning day) first and as Sunday (the day after Saturday) second. So like Sunday Sunday. I love the English language!

Peter will you accept these rolls

You can't spell "homemade chocolate n vanilla ice cream cone" without "I need a diet" (try me this checks out)

Out here, 4:21pm EST in New York City (not to be confused with Rack City) listening to a Spotify playlist called "Twerk" (get it?) that includes Sage the Gemini's cult classic Gas Pedal, which sent me into a nostalgia spiral (judge my college experience, fine!), which led me to backstalk myself on Facebook where I found this pic. The two others in it approved me posting it but probably not with this caption. Man I Love College

Hot take I thought Napoleon Dynamite was really annoying

This is the story of three girls, who found a river and... realized it wasn't the right river, got super lost, almost had to hitchhike, really I'm not kidding almost had to, sorry mom, we're fine, didn't want to get to the top anyway

Just as my hero @guyfieri once said, "When cooking for a big crew of hungry dudes who've been sleeping in a parking lot, do not think you can get away with fettuccini alfredo."

Here's the scene: 17 people, give or take, decide it'd be a great idea to don wigs and go to Outback Steakhouse. We had a fake Bachelorette party and proceeded to roll out, down a public road (23rd street), to another bar. People stared, but we persevered. Four (4) of seventeen (17) of us found a photo booth, and weren't satisfied with the results. So we took this pic in the photobooth but with an iPhone. Wow. Crazy. We've over snapped this so also check out my story(s) for more info. PCE !¡

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