You might ask yourself "hey that Angus is a total babe! I totes reckon he is like the type of guy who would of cut wood and made breakfast by the time I've woken up on a Sunday morning"
Well you'd be wrong. I'm the type of guy who woke up with a dead phone, rank mouth, no idea how he got home and a dog who is smelling two dachshunds I was patting yesterday and treating me like I've just cheated on the marriage
On the plus side there is air conditioning and the prospect of Uber eats. Date me