Spent my Saturday night sobbing 10 feet from Jessie Mueller, and now I'm off to drown my feelings in [why is there no pie emoji?!]
So far, SO good. #CrazyForYou
Somewhere in Brooklyn, who even knows.
Happy Halloween! ... I mean, Merry Christmas! ... Wait, what holiday is it again? 🤔
#TeamIcedCoffee, always. ❄️☕️❄️
Time to get ordained in Florida! 😬💍🌴 (Oh yeah, I said yes.)
Made an important addition to the home office. Who needs tape?
For the record, this is a TERRIFYING way to announce your store is closing.
If I was an animé character, I'd eat nothing but pork buns. #alldayallnight 🐷✌🏻