The Snack boi’s had to get their fix at the @laclippers game last night. You know the Clips are UNDEFEATED in preseason and we are undefeated with our snack game. Going on tour in a week! Gotta give that chin the comedy droop.
Meet the Gemstones! I can finally let y’all know that HBO picked us up and this is my new TV family. I couldn’t be more excited for this show. Danny McBride is truly a comic hero of mine. When I first met him I was at a party and was so star struck I said “holy shit! You’re Danny McBride! You are a shooting star!” Wtf?! I dunno. Imma fan. John Goodman is legit one of my all time favorites and even more so after working with him. He has the perfect career. Edi Patterson is a beast. She’s SO funny. I’m excited for y’all to see this! Also, I say things like “y’all ” now.
Look ma! Imma instagram model! Just kidding I’m just a regular guy that loves butterflies/ angel wings so I’m super pumped that these are on the side of every other building, in every city in the world now! #basicbitch
This was legit the most intense interview I’ve ever done. Miss.Piggy don’t play no games. Scooter was super professional as one would expect. Thanks @wemovement for making this muppet babies dream come true.
Last night I got to host this epic event. The WORLDS BIGGEST USO TOUR! It was broadcast live to 90 @uso centers at military bases around the globe. I didn’t make a total ass out of myself in front of these generals and the crowd loved seeing @floridageorgialine so it was a success! Big thanks to the @theuso for having me and thanks to all of the volunteers who worked so hard to put on such a next level event!
Today I visited the @theuso Warrior Center in Bethesda MD on the campus of Walter Reed Military Medical center. I was also able to visit the hospital and visit with some service members and their families as they received treatment. It was not lost on me that today is 9/11. It is important to remember those that lost their lives on that horrific day 17 years ago and it is also important to remember the men and women who are sacrificing so much to protect us from any such attacks in the future. America has a big beating heart. Always and forever!
Irvine California @irvineimprov ! Come on out! These are the last hour long sets I’m doing before I go on my tour and then film my Netflix special back home in Omaha! If you can’t make these Irvine shows because you live in Houston or where ever peep the link in my bio and get tix for when I come to your town. Byeeeee
I’m going on tour this fall before I shoot my special in Omaha on NOV 10th. I’ll be opening up tix for the Omaha show soon. In the mean time let’s get rowdy in these cities! Link in bio for them tixxx!