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Amy C. Collins  Writer / Driver / Comedian / Chicken Eater

And then she said, “Hold my hat while I kiss this gator.” Photo: @nola923
Styling: Myself
Art direction: N/A

Recently discovered an old journal entry that strikes me as a little bit funny and a little bit poignant. It reads like a circle but I’m happy to report that six or eight years later I’ve finally conquered the spiraling thoughts. Getting old is kinda nice.

It does as it pleases.

#tbt June, 2011, Ponte Vedra Beach, Florida.

My mother is a collector, some might say a hoarder, but it’s so delightful when left idling in the car in the Target parking lot she digs out a birthday memory from 2012, a token no one, least of all herself, knew still existed.

Sometimes you just have to let go and see where the night takes you.

Perfectly fits all my medications. Thanks, Krewe of Muses. Ready for a road trip!
#bestthrow #mardigras2019 #muses2019

Old tasting notes, analog and illegible. Getting excited for Florence Wine Fest 2019!

I Mardi Gras. 📸: @iamtaminelson

She’s telling me about a dream she had last night where we got away with the Crown Jewels, sold them for more money than God can imagine, and ran away to a magical forest where she was finally able to roam free and hone her archery skills, though of course she came back to me each night for a candle lit supper and cuddles.

Accurate depiction of my feelings about driving people around during Mardi Gras.
#ridesharedriver #lyftlife #ridesharememoirs #neworleans #ridesharenola #MAlice

Obviously I’m getting the Meow Meow bowl. ??!!

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