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Shmalex Kret  My mom trims my bangs. I love a good PJ set. Puns always intended.

Holy shmegeggi! Today is my 2 year anniversary with Denver! Just want my pals (pictured and unpictured) to know how much I love them πŸ’š

It's official! We're going to be sisters!... Oh yea, and Ravean and Annie are engaged #sistersister #sisterfromanothermister #kretklan

It's always fireworks with these ladies πŸ˜‰

Moves to Colorado, becomes a sharpshooter #whathappened #skeeting #mynewkindofshot #shotsonme

Day 2 axe throwing 😬 #brainiaxe #aintnoaxeident

Moves to Colorado becomes a lumberjack #axethrower #gotwood #granola #gotsecondplace #istopatwatershoes

When your neighbor tells you to check the elevator #pizzadelivery πŸ• #socheesey

Boozing & Shmoozing 😘

When you just want to fondle your gal pal's belly πŸ‘ΆπŸ» #bunintheoven #dontmakethisweird #ohbabybaby #milkingit

They see me rolling ... they hatin' #ridingdirty #galpals #snaxonsnax #poppingwheelies @emtighe

Birthday Boy #oldman #ladiez #snaxonsnax #

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