Stupid post, right? Where are the people! This isn't a selfie! I'm not learning about you! Stop yelling you selfish prick and listen up: these are #four #perfect #bananas. The size, the curvature, the tasteful freckling... it's all 100/100. These exist for only a few minutes and then... gone. They'll be too soft, too brown, too ripe. And so will you. These were found in my kitchen this morning. So this post? That you called dumb? Is actually a whole lot smarter than you. You piece of shit. If you like the photo, or the caption, double tap. Because you may not deserve it, but I sure as hell do. Happy Friday.