ambermunster ambermunster

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ambermunster  Conceived in an Elvis impersonator van in Kentucky, hatched in Nashville, then reared affectionately by a pack of wild corn dogs in Austin. 🖕🏻

Oh hey 2007. #tbwhenever

Bout that #elmo life.

We went out for a minute last night, and had some good times. @rrrrruby @beersnobchronicles @gigiangelique and @evilpork666 with the photobomb. ❤

April the giraffe, overdue af, uncomfortable, eating the dads food is literally all overdue pregnant women on earth.

My boys doin' the morning announcements tomorrow.

Sitting on the floor folding laundry and watching the 3 series of #thefall while the baby naps and I wait for the big kid to come home from school, cause this is #metime .

My mother was adopted, abandoned when she was 13 months old by a single mother. She always knew she was Jewish and Irish. Thanks to 23andMe we have known for several years now that her father (who did not know she was even conceived) was from Cartron, Killasser, Mayo. We like to celebrate by sending each other texts about how we're gonna fist fight everyone. #fuckaroundandfindout

Rest In Peace, James.

#tacotuesday baby demolishes taco, big kid eats burrito bigger than arm. #futurefoodeatingcontestants "I don't think I have any more room. Oh, wait! I just needed to burp!"

Ladies day montage cause we're just too cute. @xharlynnx @gigiangelique @jkwitz @rrrrruby @roxieamoroso

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