April the giraffe, overdue af, uncomfortable, eating the dads food is literally all overdue pregnant women on earth.
My boys doin' the morning announcements tomorrow.
Sitting on the floor folding laundry and watching the 3 series of #thefall while the baby naps and I wait for the big kid to come home from school, cause this is #metime .
My mother was adopted, abandoned when she was 13 months old by a single mother. She always knew she was Jewish and Irish. Thanks to 23andMe we have known for several years now that her father (who did not know she was even conceived) was from Cartron, Killasser, Mayo. We like to celebrate by sending each other texts about how we're gonna fist fight everyone. #fuckaroundandfindout