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Alyssa Schoenberg  Co-Founder of @toldyaa Dallas, TX Snapchat: amschoenb4

It’s science: you can’t be Insta Famous without a photo like this, preferably while walking towards a cliff in Greece, or the Eiffel Tower. This dumpy Dallas lot will do. (Oh yeah, and go Buckeyes)

What? 🤷🏻‍♀️ It’s my signature move.

Most will post photos like this and attach a meaningful, inspirational quote to it. I’m just posting this because my ass doesn’t look too shabby. Anyway, TGIF, babes.

What hell was life before I met you?

Get ya a friend who will grab your ass, and another who will be there to document it.

Sista sista ❤️.

Same squad, next year? #neymarjrsfive ⚽️

Walking into Monday, like..... #comeatmebro

Besides that time you chomped 3 pairs of my Nikes, I think you’re pretty damn cool to have around ❤️ #gypsy

@ashkendall @alexmainini @jamishanicole @laylaelmaj we will calm no tits this weekend. Let the bday celebrations mudda fuggin commence 😈

This is the story of a girl 🎶........who can’t keep her damn tongue in her mouth for photos 🤦🏻‍♀️

“Everyone look cute!” Me......

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