So I’m at IFC, pre-previews before the film Vazante, and a woman in the theater has an iPad with a computer voice dictating to her an article on the medicinal properties of turmeric, extremely loudly. Audience members shouted at her to turn it off and she ignored them. They made snarky turmeric jokes, and still the dictation continued. She let the voice read the long, comprehensive article in its entirety, never saying a word herself despite repeated audience protestations. It was truly magical. We all know so much about turmeric now.