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Alison Rosen  I’m your new best friend! Get my book, Tropical Attire Encouraged (and Other Phrases That Scare Me). 📖 Listen to my podcast!

My husband gave me a photo of his girlfriend for Valentine’s Day. @danielquantz

This makes me melt. *sound on*

One day when I was five my dad was taking care of me and I was really really hot and sweaty and uncomfortable (no one had AC in those dark ages) and I asked him to put my hair into a ponytail on top of my head like a pair of dolls I had and also like Ariana Grande although she wasn’t born yet. My dad did the best he could but there were still all sorts of bits of hair hanging down and bugging me so I grabbed my children’s scissors and fixed it. And then fixed some more and then really really fixed it. My parents weren’t thrilled to put it mildly and the next day took me to a hair stylist who fixed all the patchiness and I was left with an extremely short gamine pixie cut. Allow me to look up gamine. Yeah that’ll do. Anyway this stylish ballet shot was taken quite a bit of time later when my hair had started growing back out.
But that is kind of neither here nor there, given this post is about the hot new episode of @childishpod that is up today, I just was looking at this photo puzzling over my hair and then remembered the timeline. Anyway, listen to CHILDISH wherever you listen to podcasts.

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IT HAPPENED AGAIN. Alison has another pregnancy orgasm in her sleep - this time involving a United States founding father - so Greg tries to unpack all of THAT. Both Greg and Alison discuss YOUR answers about the perfect age to have kids (spoiler: there doesn’t seem to be a consensus - go figure), and send some advice to a concerned dad who calls in when his 5-year-old daughter’s friend starts wanting to play doctor. Plus! Elliot just turned 2, he and Greg are best friends now, and Alison laments pissing herself while recording an episode of Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend.

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Baby profile (plus a shit ton of amniotic fluid which I’ll be bottling and selling to my Patreon subscribers) #baby #ultrasound #ivf #endometriosis #polyhydramnios #profile #hashtags #pregnant

Which comedian is a huge prick backstage? Who’s surprisingly nice? @marcellacomedy isn’t afraid to name names. She also speaks frankly about a number of other topics most folks sugarcoat and I love that about her. You will too. Listen to this episode and download her debut album The Woke Bully! Listen wherever you listen to podcasts or alisonrosen.com

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Reminder!!

Am I the first podcast host to piss myself on air? Feel like I might be! Listen to find out what caused this disaster. Also buffet talk, screen door talk, pregnancy updates and do much more. Listen at alisonrosen.com or wherever you listen to podcasts. #urine #kegels #pelvicfloor #pregnancy #podcast #ivfsuccess #endometriosis #sizzler #buffet #magicscreen

Over it. And yes that’s an exercise bike in the background that hasn’t been used in awhile (although when un-pregnant I ride it every day) and yes that’s a sheet covering our French doors because we haven’t decided what kind of curtains/blinds we want yet. #37weeks #polyhydramnios #itmeanaextraamnioticfluid #enormous #everythingisuncomfortable

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Whether it’s living with your parents after college (and seducing someone selling magazines, if you’re @grr gfitzsimmons) or figuring out why marriages are much more likely to dissolve nowadays, Alison and Greg are talking all about the family unit on this week’s episode of Childish! Also - I guess there’s a measles outbreak (so that’s another fun thing to worry about) and a listener phones in to get advice after her husband changes his mind about being open to having kids.
Listen at childishpod.com

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The hilarious @toddbarry episode is up! Listen wherever you listen to podcasts or at alisonrosen.com. Sushi! Kittens! Comedy! We talk about it all!

Happy 2nd Birthday to my favorite little guy who commandeered his dad’s piece of cake because who doesn’t want two pieces at once?

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