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Ali Schouten  pesto is the quiche of the 80s

It's just that usually my butler puts on my sunscreen 📸by @chuckbeingchuck who says I am fully a toddler guys he thinks I'm young!!!!!

We went to boarding school and it's honestly just wild how down to earth we are

Lol SO typical of me, I know, but... I'm dating this Drawer Full of Butter at Work!


My husband-fathers

She a surgeon

Finally get what that song Work from Home is about

Apparently this has been just resting atop my car battery for the past 6 months if anyone knows how it actually fits into the engine HMU!

Very excited to work w @bpdannelly because only a truly great director could make this sweaty, exhausted group candid look like an ad for teen ennui/smart water

Hey check it out, it's where all my feelings were born!

Lol to this awkward candid happy 4th to my haters I'm so awkward and clumsy lol!

Right, no, totally, only I'm not really loving my boat cocktail?

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