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Alice Clare  24•Melbs🇦🇺• - not a fit chick - RNY: 12/10/15 SW: 135kg LW: 62kg CW: 70kg *expert jerky ambassador and connoisseur* @bbacoaching 💪

In a parallel universe they don’t have booty guides, they have booty posing guides 🚀

Omg guys huge announcement!!
It’s car-key.
Thank you.

Hi I turn 25 in 21 days and can’t pronounce the word Khaki.

Mondays are better with you ❤️
* you being the eggs, bacon, toast, avo, etc.

Just be cool, and if you can’t, spell it with a ‘k’ and try again 😎

You might out-angle me sometimes but I’ll always out-flex you 💪🤷‍♀️

We’re all winners on the inside boys 🏆
Stepped outside my comfort zone this morning to participate in the @5kfoamfest
Massive thanks to @jarradhall @timmyfoz @alex_milloy for the constant source of entertainment and encouragement 💪

I hope my casual jokes about my dog being my valentine make it less sad that my dog actually is my valentine.
Love you mate, I’ll pick up ya shit extra good today ❤️

She’s a work in progress 😈

Just waiting for a mate ☕️
*zoom for suspicious stain.

Did someone say Taco Tuesday?!
Nah it’s Transformation Tuesday goddammit.
*I’d already lost 25kg worth of tacos in the left pic. 🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮

Happy Monday to everyone except the scumbags that stole my motorbike ☠️

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