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Alex Shortt  SC: alextheshortt

Please enjoy our photo shoot taken in what can only be described as “that drug needle park “ , we didn’t accidentally step on fentanyl and I sat on a grate. It was good .

My hair out of a crusty chlorine bun ? Unheard of

Missing my German like vurrückt !
#germany2019 #dotheyhavebirthdaysingermany

I'd say we had a FAIR-ly good time

Made it to a&w and back without getting stabbed ,Dirty Vern is slowing down #dissapointing

If you squint real hard you can see that we're sitting on my races from this weekend

Halloween special of our 90s sitcom , we haven't quite decided on a name ,but I vote it to be "burn seth's greasy man bun"

All the seconds I added equals my percentage of death at this meet (spoiler; its 115)
Also special shout out to @jonathanheffner13 for missing a race, false starting twice and having his pants fall down while racing

Welcome to the family Luna 🌙💖

I hate hiking ✌🏼

The best thing that came out of working all summer was my sketchers tan

Basic bitches 💖

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