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Alex Sandeman  South London ~ Sagittarius University of Law

Got to swim with dolphins #blessed

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
If you don't like my photo,
You have the wrong point of view

I like my wine how I like my men: rich and old

To Notts and every single person that was a part of my uni life: I love you to the moon & back
Ps I'm not extra I just couldn't be bothered to change into clean clothes

I may have a degree but I'm still dumb af

Get yourself a friend with the same taste in guys and a different good side

If you ever need bailing out of jail don't come to me cause I'm still clueless

Praying to ma homie to get me through these exams

Quickly approaching unemployment

At any given time about 0.7% of the world's population is drunk

Fun fact: polaroids make you look better

To the best doggy in the whole wide world: thank you for the past 14 years of being such a good boy. I love you to the moon and back Tazo, I'll see you again one day

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