10 things I hate about @robbyheartbaby - Happy Birthday.
I hate the way you talk to me
And your malting hair
I hate the way you avoid the dojo
Routine bro? C'mon man, do you even care?
I hate how you leave the toilet roll on top of the empty one
And thinking taking my spinach, I wouldn't mind.
I hate you so much that it makes me sick
It even makes me rhyme
I hate the way you took Link's Shaker
Or wishing Jag would die.
Disgusting, disgraceful, it wasn't that bad!
These responses make me cry.
I hate the way at the gym you ditch me and Jerm Halz,
And the fact that you didn't call.
But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you
Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.