Choose twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and hope that someone cares.
Choose meal prep pics, and pretend you've not had dominos twice this week. Choose gym pics and spend the weekend stood in someone's kitchen.
Choose a partner for what they own and not what they're worth.
Choose expensive shoes bought off a man on Instagram. Choose car finance.
Choose gossip as a form of facts only. Choose fake friends.
Choose that outfit everyone else will wear.
Choose a Facebook rant as a way of fixing a problem.
Choose peppered Ugg boots.
Choose Tesco on the bridge.