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Absolute Mommy  Married with children. Find me at the corner of comfort and chaos, where joy intersects with the bullshit. #motherhood


Today at target #caitlincouture said, "Decisions were made here".
That kid! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

#caitlincouture has a bad head cold and it's a 100+ degree day so... yeah. We are going home to rest and watch movies! Also I'm starting to get that same cold πŸ™„

Hair and make up ready. Now we wait! #caitlincouture

Two years ago we were in @disneyland !
Wish I could just drive there today!! #timehop

Current view. Waiting on my tea. Up before the sun. Showered. Make up'd. Did comp hair and make up on my little. Off to a work meeting. And then dance comp this afternoon. Mama is gonna need nap! #sundaystory

It's a little blurry but watch #macgram go down this water slide! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Mom pro tip: when errbody in yo damn house wakes up early af, wait for them to fall back asleep. Watch 2 episodes of #girl boss on #netflix then sneak out to buy breakfast and Starbucks so you don't have to cook. Hats and Sunnies are your secret weapon.
Hashtag motherhood. Hashtag Saturday. Hashtag summer. 😘

A night out with the #fresnogrizzliesbaseball
Big thanks to #caitlincouture and #macgram for reading 10 books and scoring free tickets! And thanks @johncrutch for the upgrade to the good seats πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Hashtag blessed y'all!

@coffee_n_ink @thefoleyfam
Look at us 3 years ago!! Time flies and I miss you both so much!! Love you both! #fbf

Thank you to my beautiful soul sister @coffee_n_ink who sent me a care package with my yearly #gaypril shirt from @caltechedu it says, "Science has no borders. Neither does love". Holla! πŸ™ŒπŸΌ and of course she threw in some books and enough smarties to fuel the girls through summer! I love it friend! Thanks for the happy mail! #blogtribe

Somewhere @hillaryclinton is rolling her damn eyes πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„

Happy birthday Mom! @absolute_grandma
I love you with all my heart!! Thank you for giving me all the riches of life!!!

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