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Absolute Mommy  Married with children. Find me at the corner of comfort and chaos, where joy intersects with the bullshit. #motherhood


Today's results. I'm trying a new workout where you power walk at different inclines. It kicks my ass. Didn't want to go, went and so glad I did. #runtoeat #runthebitchout

This morning it was cold, then it rained, and now it's sunny and warm. Same, Mother Nature, fucking samesies. Went to the gym this morning and then haven't stopped eating since. πŸ™„ Need a hair cut and color, blah. Oh, I'll be 39 on Sunday (shameful plug πŸ˜‚). And my daughter jammed her fingers, so hence the medical tape which helps with I don't know what. How many times can I roll my eyes before they freeze? πŸ™„πŸ˜‚πŸ’€

I love going to the gym when I don't have to rush home and get kids to school! Today's gym sesh sponsored by Pink, BeyoncΓ©, and Alanis. πŸ™ŒπŸΌπŸ™ŒπŸΌ #runthebitchout #runtoeat

Found one of Jonathan Troupper's first books. It didn't disappoint and takes place in the 90s. Gasp πŸ˜‚ He writes great male leads who put other male leads to shame. This was a used books store find, but you may be able to ebook it! #mcrutchreads2017

This book. This. Book. I loved it. As a writer. As a mother. As a woman. There was an entire chapter about motherhood that I was like, how did she know. Thank you @jenniferweinerwrites for this look into your life. I feel like we would be at the very least twitter friends! #mcrutchreads2017

#ootd #topknot and sandals for this wonderful weather!! Happy Wednesday 😘

Dennis just crawled up and decided to snooze. Poor guy, I'm going to have to move him to put my other kids to bed. 😹😹😹😹😹

We are going to pretend that I hit 3 miles πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ I didn't even realize I left it like that! Oh well I had to go home and get ready! Also there is a great station on #amazonprimemusic that is called "angry pop" which is just fantastic for your morning workout! πŸ˜‚ #runtoeat #runthebitchout

Dyed my roots. Feel like a new woman. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ‘΅πŸΌπŸ‘΅πŸΌπŸ‘΅πŸΌπŸ‘΅πŸΌ #oldladystatus #turning39in16days

Last night when we read this page #macgram said, "Mom, I'm Toad. I love my bed and hate the cold". Me too girlfran! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

This @rxbar made my candy bar day dreams come true... it's coconut cocoa. Also pairs well with the nectar of the Gods... #starbucks
Not a sponsored post but just a general FYI 😎

#internationalwomensday #ootd

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