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She'll be this little forever, right?

Weekend inspo

I'm told this is a TV. And a bottle of bubbly with 2 glasses, one for each fist. You seem to understand me already, @mondrianhotels ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿพ๐Ÿฅ‚

My ๐Ÿ’“is in California this week so I celebrated being this lil scamp's mama by sleeping 10 uninterrupted hours last night

Confronted with a museum gift shop and a toddler, turns out we have no chill.

The time you got pulled into a meeting with Condรฉ Nast's Chief Creative Director aka Anna Wintour's bff and you were wearing ancient and filthy Minnetonka moccasins with Old Navy jeans. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ#condenasty #metball2017

๐ŸŒˆ cake and bagels on this โ˜”๏ธ day


This is how we do it in the Boogie Down Bronx

For posterity

Live every day like you're about to dive into a cupcake ๐ŸŽ‰

Desk prank courtesy of notable social influencer @samgdumas. You win this round, sir. ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ‘

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