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Meant to post as a story, but it ended up on my feed. thought i looked super cute. will probably delete later.

I’m making Fonzworth Bentley jokes relevant again.

THEY said a cat couldnt use an Iphone SE.
THEY said its too much for her paws.
THEY said it would rain. SOME of these things THEY were spot on right.

y’all ‘ready know what the fuck is going down.

Set in the changing world of the late 1960s, "Girl, Interrupted" is the searing true story of Susanna Kaysen (Winona Ryder), a young woman who finds herself at a renowned mental institution for troubled young women, where she must choose between the world of people who belong on the inside -- like the seductive and dangerous Lisa (Angelina Jolie) -- or the often difficult world of reality on the outside.

*heavy panting intensifies*

🆘A M B E R A L E R T🆘

real talk: just had a notary come to montys to notarize papers to make anastasia and i domestic partners to get her on my health insurance plan. to answer your first question, i didn’t go home to sign them because why the fuck would i leave montys. what did you do today?

It’s Friday, people...Act like it. #sidepipe

needless to say, i had a pretty big weekend.

“i just don’t think its thick enough for the grill” -thats what she said.

@anastasiaashley with the commentary of the year.

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