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Abigail Toner  "Writer."

Babe On Throne

Sometimes using an app to guide your parenting leads to a NO from your baby so hard you worry you've imprinted a frightening association with flying and betrayed their trust in you forever. Then all is forgotten with a hug, a walk around the neighborhood, and several hours of loudly slurping on his own hand.



Today Kieran lost the love of his life to another man.

Learning to swipe. Almost ready for babytinder.

Tried to take a shower. Tiny overlord did not approve that request.

Sundays at the bar with papa #dadsohard

Witch. #tbt

What are thoooooooossseeee

IS THIS HOW YOU STERILIZE A WUBANUB? #whenelephantsfly #imnewhere #notreallyjoking #wubanub

Kieran is two months old today! He is next to a pillow and a ukulele for scale which is a thing I'm supposed to do when staging these photos. I didn't know that when he was one month old. He has eyebrows and likes long walks on the beach. I'd rather a smiling blurry baby than the alternative. #kieranboris

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