Oh hey, it's me, your (sometimes) friendly neighbourhood, Fuckboy Slayer. No need to summon me, I show up instantly when you get an unsolicited dick pic. My superpower is to fight off all fuckboys by asking them "what are we?" and I'll have them running away in fear when I say "I'm looking for something serious". Protect yourself from the Fuckboy Epidemic, ladies, that girl he's been talking to ain't just his friend. Don't worry though, I'll help you drop him like he's a scolding hot pizza pocket that's been warmed up too long when you try to take it out of the microwave. I GOTCHUUUUUUUUU!!!