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ANASTACIA  Toronto, ON. The human form of the 💯 emoji.

Stop looking for a snack and find yourself a vitamin. Sure they might be cute but are they supportive and good for your well being???

WE LEAVING FUCKBOYZ BEHIND IN 2017. WISHING EVERYONE NOTHING BUT POSITIVE VIBES AND SELF LOVE IN 2018. HAPPY NEW YEAR Y’ALL 🤟🏻 (also pls don’t drink and drive, you won’t get see my memes if you’re reckless and die)

I was at the Christmas Market trying to show my e-ticket—which I screen shotted and saved into photos—to the attendant, but when I tried double tapping to zoom in, it went back to the “all photos” screen and all my nudes I took from the night before lay on the screen before her festive innocent eyes. I literally just yelled OH GOD! But she pretended like she didn’t see anything, god bless her soul, but she did.... she did. So that’s how my life is going. ANWAYS, HOPE YOU ALL HAVE A V HAPPY HOLIDAYS! XOXO

Few things I wanna address: 1) I know I haven't posted in forever but that's cus I started my full time (also the best I've ever had) job & I don't really have time for insta—unless it's for memes, sliding in ya mans DMs (this is a joke), or my would you rathers questions I post in my story. Which brings me to 2)... I know my would you rather questions are fucked up but NEWS FLASH!!! That's the point. So please don't go out of your way and msg me telling me how vile and disgusting they are like your tongue wasn't titanic deep in ass a few weeks ago. THANKS

When the line up for the ride you wanted go on is too long, so you ask the hot attendant if you can ride him instead.

Tbh, I'm actually VERY awkward when it comes to flirting or talking to attractive ppl. So if I'm talking about random dumb shit like types of bread or snails, it probably means I'm tryna holla 🤷🏻‍♀️

I HAVE SO MANY BURNS & TAN LINES AFTER WAYHOME, SHIT GOT ME LOOKING LIKE NEAPOLITAN ICE CREAM. But hey, at least ppl can look at me and say "ISSA SNACK" now

Working with kids is hella funny cause they'll ask me questions like "are you married?" and in my head I'm like nah, but this cute guy I met off tinder and I are talking, but you have to keep things appropriate so you just say shit like "eewwwwww nah, boys are icky".

Whenever guys find out that a girl is attracted to other women, the first thing they think about, or suggest is a threesome. Bro, you can't even handle one chick, what makes you think your 2-pump-chump ass can handle two????? BOY BI

My fav thing in the world is seeing women empowering each other. Like, we go through enough shit being the female gender already (the patriarchy, PMS, then wage gap, an abundance of fuckboys) the last thing we need is to hate on each other! To the girls that continuously show love for one another, y'all are the best. Keep doing you booboos, I fucks with all of you. #TeamEstrogen

LMAOOOOO YOOOO this picture fucking kills me. Man, I look so innocent, enjoying nature n leaves n shit. This is the type of pic I'ma put as my profile pic on Christian Mingle when I'm sick of y'all sinning fuckboys. #SavingMyselfForMarriage #BornAgainVirgin

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