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INTERCOURSE 69  Humour ๐Ÿ’ฏ Savage ๐Ÿ’ฏ Don't Judge A Book By... Take my posts too serious at your own peril STRICTLY 18+ Shild of God #69intercourse #Pastor69

From the listed options, you can only have one for the next six months, which one are y'all going for? CUMan CUMfess

What is a deadly dick? A deadly dick issa dick that you wee knack once and start asking yourself 'am I sure is not dick I came to this life to fuck?', it's the dick you'll fuck in the morning before leaving for work and you'll ask yourself 'do I really need this job? Should I not just stay at home and fuck this dick again?', a deadly dick is the one that your friends will tell you, 'damn! yo man soooo fugly' and you respond 'but I love him laidat, he's beautiful INSIDE', deadly dick will always put you in trouble... If you knack any of these dicks once, I pity your punani! Y'all can guess who the guys on the trash dick list are!... Rant below because ya a fair niqqa and I didn't say anything about you but you know where you belong๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ

Ladies oh! Ladies! Please know that there are different classes of pussy oh, new pussy is the one you do anything for, put every other pussy on hold for it. Good pussy is the one you've knacked before and you resort to at all times when you need quality good knacks, main chics are usually found here. Great pussy is the one that you've tried before and you can't even get tired, great pussy wee give you hope that they're still on the road coming over at 1am and you're stay awake waiting and hoping, side chics and most times exes usually fall into this category. Convenient pussy is the one that is at your beck and call, anytime new, good and/or great pussy disappoints you, convenient pussy is readily available, there's really nothing spectacular about them, they're just a konji quenching tool, FWBs, some girlfriends, neighbours, Amaka on your street, they all fall into this category... Ladies, figure out where you belong oh and act accordingly ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ

If I ask you people your body count now and everyone you've ever knacked, you won't remember but when you have one headache that has refused to go, you now decide to do general tests and they insist on doing HIV test, while you're waiting for the result, you start remembering Johnbull Smelling Mouth, Emeka Distributor, Chibuike Spare Parts, Tunde GrouEdnut and Stanley BDSM and how the condom burst with them and the ones you codedly slipped off the condom that you wanted it raw and now you're about to die... Results come out, thankfully, you don't have HIV you only have shinkele herpes and small sprinkles of full blown AIDS๐Ÿšถ

Oya, y'all coman talk ya own๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’

So one guy man or one crase girl just walks up to you and asks you in no uncertain terms if you're fucking their man/woman and from the looks on their faces, they mean business, they're on a mission... How would you react? Oya put yourself in that position or if you've been there, coman tell us how you Waka๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”

Ladies, take note! Once a guy starts saying you should bring your friends fir his friends, know that you and your friends are bushmeat barbecue! They want knack your full squad! But once you're the main chic, he'll hide you ehh, for many reasons, maybe so that his friends don't mistakenly cast his WHOREible ways or don't reveal dark secrets, but they keep you in reserve unlike the side chic. Ladies, now you know your position, how far? ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„

When she has nothing to lose, why argue with you or yell at you about how you use your dick? The really nice girls that know your dick is trash will only argue with you because you're disgracing them by exposing your trash dick to other ladies, especially if it's their friends... But when she constantly gets angry when you like other girls' posts, answer their greetings or when you even blink when a girl is walking by, in fact don't breathe when another girl is around, if not the wahala weenor end oh. Good dick for the win๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ

If this isn't true, wetin I gain? I'm not talking about the ones that sleep in the clubs and hotels oh. I'm talking of the good, beautiful wife material 1000000 yards! Men just look at them and say she's either too beautiful to be single or she would be too hard to knack. Meanwhile Auntie wee like to knack oh but these men wee be dulling them, these ladies deserve dick too, they deserve dick! Knack them! ๐Ÿ‘€

Brothers in the Lord, as a good friend that I am to y'all, I've discovered the best way to coerce any lady into doing anything you want (except, of course, she's homeless), y'all gaan buy handcuffs! It's not only useful for this, it can also be very useful in the bedroom ๐Ÿ˜‰

Oya, you people shu coman explain to us... Guys, do y'all just withdraw, wait a while or you think about the day you almost died while during hard drugs... CUMfess now oh!

Erm... Another angle! In a nutshell, auntie ezz asking, what ezz in your pussy that ezz nor in her pussy that your boyfren wee nor CUMan taste small from her? Izinor the same pussy that all of you haff? In other news, since 'na the same pussy all of us get', why gaan hire something you have again? You get working Benz, you wan to hire another one for the same purpose? I need to know, lezz make sheating official๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค” @blv_ck_gold come hia!!!

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