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INTERCOURSE 69  Humour 💯 Savage 💯 Don't Judge A Book By... Take my posts too serious at your own peril STRICTLY 18+ Shild of God #69intercourse #Pastor69

Guys are so particular about where they cum and I wonder why... Jus cum anywhere and go but they wee be like, 'lemme cum in your eyes', lemme cum in your nose', 'lemme cum on your destiny' , that brings the question, where's your favourite spot to cum on?

Ladies, where would you rather receive cum? Is receiving cum in the pussy more fulfilling than receiving cum on your face or in your mouth?
Y'all CUMan CUMfess

When you're caught cheating, you apologize and you're forgiven, you can't even laugh properly sef, because I trust these ladies, their next line wee be 'does she make you laugh as much as I do?', you won't even know the answer to give because any response wee be a lie in their heads. You've not escaped common laugh then you wantu try new knacks style? May God deliver you if she now enjoys the new style better than the others before. You wee give history of how you learnt it, the first man and woman to do it, the place it was first discovered and ultimately when the girl you cheated with taught you and how. If you consider life after cheating and forgiven ehh, you better just leave that relationship oh

I've always said it oh, if you got a small preeq, don't talk to a lady ya knacking with bass in your voice! If you can't make her scream at night, you haff no right to scream at her during the day! If you know the mountain is too high for you to climb, please come down, don't kee yourself let another mountain climber try! How can you be talking with so much authority to a lady and you cannor knack her well, are you mad? Show them some respect for suffering the pain of having a pin drop in their stadium every night and they pretend they love it🤦

If you fall in this category, please follow this pattern. Instead of 'get me my car keys from the drawer' with plenty bass in your voice, say 'please, can you please, help me get my car keys, please, from the drawer, please' with plenty treble oh. Ya all wetcum🚶

Whether you people are now hired assassins oh, I don't even know. What will it take from you to wash your own pussy? Don't you know your pussy is your man's restaurant and day care? Some of you even care for your face more than you do your pussy. Now auntie ezz going to jail for trying to kill an innocent man that was only trying to eat😢

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In my unending quest to make sure that you ladies always satisfy your partners and glue their dicks to your pussy, I went to the ends of the Earth and found this and yes, that's me, I'm either the male or female, can't tell y'all which is me😜

Ladies, ezz always better to set a pillow under your Bingo's waist when you wantu ride him for a perfect angle and stop putting your hands on their chest as if ya giving them CPR, what is strong with you? Put your hands over his shoulder and ride so that you can watch the Bingo try to catch nipples with his mouth upandan as you ride. Don't just be doing like ya doing frog jump oh, whine the waist ehh, twerk on the preeq for better results. Taink me later

Laslas why are side chics so fertile? As in, you'll just send them a message 'Suleiman, my engine is making some typa noise, I'm bringing the car over for you to have a look' and the next thing she's pregnant and the annoying part is, it's the ones that are not fine, the ones that just keep the ministry afloat, those ones that once we knack we don't even look at their faces sef because issa problem, those are the ones getting pregnant. Epp us please! Epp us! Our main chics and wives wee laugh at us if they find out you look like this😢 side chics stop getting pregnant, God bless you🚶

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The 'Holy Book's says 'my people perish for lack of knowledge', went further to say 'wisdom is profitable to direct'... I'm not on any side here, but I just wanna learn, why is it always like this?🤔

SUNDAY VIBES

Lying ehn, especially those of us that haff crossed 30 is not worth it, the ones that are married that claim single because of pussy, receive your thunder! The ones that have 2naira in their accounts but tell a girl he has 200 million in his account just to knack, claim your thunder! The ones that look like a baby monkey licking lime but wee wear makeup and look like Beyonce to collect previous preeq and money not deserved, thunder from the four cardinal points fall on you. No need to lie, who wants to do you wee stee do you

Men that use Viagra and burantashi to knack for 5 hours when their gauge is 2 minutes, @iamkizzdaniel don tell una finish, 'no do pass yourself'. You wantu pick a woman up and change position and you're lean, she's big plus you never chop... Guy! If you die, Osas wee kwantinue from where you stopped, no need, do your 30 seconds, cum your cum let her gaan cum her cum. Use time for round trip from Benin➡️Lagos➡️Benin by road to knack!🙌🙌

Dear Ladies, in my bid to always make sure you're at the top of your game, I decided to go fàrther than I have ever gone to give you this tip and it's free of charge, I'm soooooooo nice, abi?😍.... So ladies, I have talked and talked and talked but some of you still will not learn, I decided to make you learn from the master herself (yes! herself), this is the inventor of that position you ladies wantu die for but can't give! Auntie Bingo here says 'hi', if only you people know how long it took me to get her to stay in that position while I snap, 3 whole days😖, I deserve some doggy! I haff done my part, gaan practice and yeah just thank God for everything ✌️

What do y'all thiñk? Is a guy not your boyfriend when you are obviously dating someone buying you food cheating? Or a lady not a guy's girlfriend when he's dating someone else, cooking for him cheating?

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