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daaamnielle After a pasta dinner accompanied by a fascinating conversation about what happens when you keep a potato growing in the ground too long, the girls and I are eating gelato out of tea mugs, watching Harry Potter while sitting on a Harry potter quilt on the floor and speaking in English accents comparing the book to the movie. Did I mention they are 5 and 7? Quite possibly the best babysitting gig I've ever had #notjoking #Iwoulddothisalone 3h

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pearle84 #COMMONSENSE HAVE YOU EVER HAD TO SAY MULTIPLE TIMES "COMMON SENSE TELLS YOU " PEOPLE JUST DONT GET IT. WHY MUST YOU HAVE TO KEEP REPEATING YOURSELF. IT MAKES YOU WANT TO FLICK THEM. THEN WHEN YOU PUT YOUR FOOT DOWN THEY #CRYMEARIVER SMH 4h

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ngarramone Trying to do some hair modeling on the side. #notjoking #whynot #myhairisawesome 4h

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dirkmatthews Still looking for a cuddle buddie #alone #letscuddle #forreal #notjoking #dirkmatthews 5h

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eleanne97 I'll fucking cut you. then blow you up. #tbh #notjoking #imtired #ofyour #bullshit 7h

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revolution1776 #NewWorldInc #NWI
This...is the what started turning America into a country of sensitive, low self-esteem, easily offended pussies. Participation trophies....This is the worst, most socialist idea in America... "oh, I know my kid is fat, slow, stupid, and lazy but there's no losers." If you're a parent like this.... leave my page. Im not kidding. Why in America do we promote greatness but on an individual scale, belittle it. We used to be strong and competed and tried to win. When America won the Olympics in hockey vs. The Soviets...did we give trophies? No, we used that momentum to crush the USSR. But nowadays retarded parents honestly believe that their fat, slow, or stupid kid deserves a trophy just like the kid that busted his ass, studied hard and trained. News flash: your kid fucking lost, dont baby him/her and make them a giant pussy...push em harder to strive better. Im not saying be extreme but comeon... I was fat, I came runner up, did I want a trophy? Fuck no cause id be a sensitive pussy. Come on America.
Im not kidding about you leaving... And no, you don't get a trophy.
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  •   oral.park.memorial @revolution1776 high school is even worse these days because "cliques" are even far more pronounced and exclusive. In my grade alone there are about 5 main groups of kids who don't interact with each other. Also, violence is really common. I stood up for a kid at lunch once and almost got my ass handed to me, but a staff member intervened and the kid got suspended. 7h
  •   revolution1776 You can thank the politically correct, participation trophy giving liberals for creating that.. not the cliques...the environment. @oral.park.memorial 7h
  •   oral.park.memorial @revolution1776 exactly. Walking down the hall alone presents it's own challenges. This kid will trip you, this kid wants to rob you, this kid's group doesn't like me, this person tweeted about me. 7h
  •   revolution1776 Take action. Snitching makes it worse, and fighting will be a disadvantage (cause bitches fight in groups, I've been through it.) But you can't just let it happen @oral.park.memorial 7h
  •   revolution1776 @oral.park.memorial I feel bad for your generation you guys have it rough especially kids not like the ones I spoke against. The culture in America is bad 7h
  •   oral.park.memorial @revolution1776 well my way of handling it is different. I just ignore those fuckers and believe in myself. I also surround myself with smart people (not school smart, smart smart) 7h
  •   revolution1776 @oral.park.memorial good. You're not the problem than :) 7h
  •   isaac_estradachill Damn now this is the TRUTH!!! Im soooo damn sick and tired of all the bullshit teens do and act like. It makes me sick to be in this generation. I say fuck the system. They really did make our generation pussies. Why, because the government doesnt like smart and rebellious people. They made us this way. Most of our generation dont question the government cuz they r outcasted as lunatics. They make the actual smart ones look dumb 2h

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mbmontgomery GNO with two of my best girls! Sending Alina off to join the circus is proving to be more difficult than I thought! Missing you already! #notjoking #circusgirl #lovemygirls #GNO @walina03 @deanna_817 11h

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meesh1030 To that time my mom showed up at the club! #loveher #ohheythisismymom #notjoking #rachelsmomcametoo 11h

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kookoox3 Grandma Megan came out tonight 17h

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cristina_thehooligan I'm like 90% sure I'm a lesbian. #lesbian#notjoking 18h

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kathrynee One of the sickest light shows I've seen. Love your style Ella. #lorde #personalisedconfetti #nofilter #notjoking #hordernpavillion 19h

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sammyghee1 What is the sky doing!? That photo has no filters or anything on at all! :0 why is the land orange ! #nofilter#notjoking#thats#so#wierd#f4f#fff#follow4follow#followffollow#followforfollow#like4like#likeflike#likeforlike#lfl#l4l# 20h

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  •   iamlittlelisa My coconut oil went from solid to liquid. Never thought of baking myself with it! 1d
  •   blackapplebetty @iamlittlelisa be careful!!! I cooked super quick maybe twenty minutes is say no more than that a day or you'll be toast. It also makes the best personal lubricant #notjoking 20h

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