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dstinguishedgentleman I will not allow rubberneckers to ruin the start of my day! Who am I kidding? I wanna kill somebody right now! Give me coffee, before somebody gets murked! #atl #traffic #ihaterubberneckers #youvebeverseenanaccidentbefore #killyoself 3h

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hendrixbrown To get this day started on a good foot I would like for everyone to keep this in mind. Do NOT tag me in anything that isn't funny. If you do, I will make haste to let you know how unfunny it was. I'm going to @ you and be like " nice try but...." so be mindful when you are about to tag me in these old ass memes that are almost as old as instagram. Good morning and shit tho 😐😐😐 #niggasbelike #chicksbelike #hoesbelike #dudesbelike #thotsbelike #bitchesbelike #menbelike #womenbelike #lmaobruh #HendrixBrown #comedy #thatmomentwhen #myfacewhen #fdb #tagsomeone #instagramvideo #instagramvideos #instavid #instavids #funnyvideos #instafunny #lol #lmao #killyoself #goodmorning #pettypost 4h

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hendrixbrown Fuck your follow back son nigga don't ask me for shit! 😐😐😐 and some of you niggas don't even ask. Niggas say fuckery like "follow back" and that's it!!! Like nigga/bitch, I don't owe you shit. The fuck wrong with yall?? I'm not about to follow your boring ass, unused ass, only have 5 posts, 30 followers havin ass, ashy avi havin ass pages fam so stop asking 😐😐😐 I'm a whole asshole....yes I am!!! #niggasbelike #chicksbelike #hoesbelike #dudesbelike #thotsbelike #bitchesbelike #menbelike #womenbelike #lmaobruh #HendrixBrown #comedy #thatmomentwhen #myfacewhen #fdb #tagsomeone #instagramvideo #instagramvideos #instavid #instavids #funnyvideos #instafunny #voiceovers #killyoself #followers #followersbelike #pettypost 11h

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hendrixbrown Shut yo dumb ass up 😐😐😐 I swear, it never fails, there's ALWAYS that one mf that says something stupid and then plays the victim when I point out how STUPID the statement that they made obviously was. I'm wrong?? Really??!! I swear I think that some have fucked up days and then get on instagram lurkin and lookin for someone to vent their frustrations out on. I don't bother anyone so if you cross the gunline you might get shot....savvy?? #niggasbelike #chicksbelike #hoesbelike #dudesbelike #thotsbelike #bitchesbelike #menbelike #womenbelike #lmaobruh #HendrixBrown #comedy #thatmomentwhen #myfacewhen #fdb #tagsomeone #instagramvideo #instagramvideos #instavid #instavids #funnyvideos #instafunny #lmao #killyoself #followers #followersbelike #pettypost 13h

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queenofig7714_ this wedding shit is getting out on control these niggas don't love these hoes and this hoes just want to say they married....they used to say "a title ain't shit without papers on someone"...cut that bullshit cause now a days papers ain't shit either ....you at home while yo nigga at the hood bar wit no ring on #killyoself #stupidchicks #sillyrabbit 14h

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skeletonkeyunlockers By @hendrixbrown "By the looks of some of you ladies' eyebrows you fuckers need to find the devil and strike up some kind of deal to replace your mutilated mangled ass eyebrows nothing short of something supernatural can fix that fuckery. Saying "fix it jesus" isn't going to resurrect them shits. Fucked up ass eyebrows lookin like you put some black shoe polish on them. Black electric tape ass eyebrows lookin like you drew them on with a sharpie. Magic marker eyebrows havin asses #niggasbelike #chicksbelike #hoesbelike #dudesbelike #thotsbelike #bitchesbelike #menbelike #womenbelike #lmaobruh #HendrixBrown #comedy #thatmomentwhen #myfacewhen #fdb #tagsomeone #lol #lmao #killyoself #jokes #laugh #roast #eyebrows #hairstylistsbelike #hairhattedhooligans #caribfest #hcf #Houstoncaribbeanfestival #euphoria #insomnia #Houston" via @PhotoRepost_app 17h

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skeletonkeyunlockers By @hendrixbrown "I present to you all exhibit A. Now I'm in this mf smokin and watching tv and this commercial for dominoes came on. I completely forgot about this commercial but basically in this commercial they portray white dominoes workers all talking about chicken but they are talking like regular ass people not like some redneck trailer trash hick that just loooooooves chicken. On top of that, their commercial is accompanied by a positive message which says don't be afraid to fail, "failure is an option" to say that you won't know unless you try etc and etc. These are very small examples of the subliminal messages that are being tactfully and strategically placed in things that we see and deal with on a daily basis. Dam near everywhere you go these peasants are quietly telling you fuck you without saying fuck you. Shit like these commercials whispers and screams fuck you at the same dam time but niggas don't hear the shit. I talk cash shit from dusk till dawn so I know when a mf is trying to be funny and subliminals rarely get by me. I just figured that I'd tell yall that these fuckers were telling you all fuck you 😐😐😐 #niggasbelike #chicksbelike #hoesbelike #dudesbelike #thotsbelike #bitchesbelike #menbelike #womenbelike #lmaobruh #HendrixBrown #comedy #thatmomentwhen #myfacewhen #fdb #tagsomeone #dominoes #kfc #popeyes #purefuckery #killyoself #fastfood #thirdeye #subliminals #knowledgeofself #KOS #Kingsbelike #KingHendrix #Queensbelike #marketing" via @PhotoRepost_app 17h

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skeletonkeyunlockers By @hendrixbrown "This nigga looks like that nigga thug dirt from the boondocks but yeah, how about yall start making your baby daddies your #McM sometimes? Just so we can see what kind of taste in men some of you have. Fuck around and get your baby daddy's ass "innocent bystander roasted" #niggasbelike #chicksbelike #hoesbelike #dudesbelike #thotsbelike #bitchesbelike #menbelike #womenbelike #lmaobruh #HendrixBrown #comedy #thatmomentwhen #myfacewhen #fdb #tagsomeone #mancrushmonday #Monday #babydaddy #BdM #babydaddymonday #lol #lmao #killyoself #jokes #laugh #roast 17h

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skeletonkeyunlockers By @hendrixbrown "Bruh! I swear to Moses #tacobell 's hoe ass always trying to hoe somebody and disrespect a nigga's cravings bro! Bitch if I have the munchies I need for my shit to be EXACTLY how I pictured it in my mind's eye before I ordered it. I don't want no fuckin substitute. You can't just get your food and leave. Nah bruh, you have to check EVERY fuckin item in the bag before you pull off. Nigga you even have to check to make sure they gave you the right sauce. You can ask for fire, but they ease them mild packets in your bag thinking that you aren't going to look. I go ape shit when I look in my bag and see those yellow ass packets bro. If I don't see red, I see red and go crazy because they trying to play me over some fuckin sauce. In my mind, this mf just tried to force feed me some bland ass mild sauce AFTER I specifically asked for fire. And it's not like the fire is hot the mf just has more flavor. I remember one night, I went through taco bell's drive thru drunk and I ordered 2 beefy nacho grillers WITH mf beans right? Tell me why this bitch gave me 2 beefy nacho grillers with beans but with no mf meat nigga??!!!! *runs away from you dramatically & then comes back calm* I was too drunk and tired to go back and I was halfway done with the 2nd one by the time I realized that there wasn't any meat in the mf. I was mad at her and mad at myself smh another time, these fuckers forgot to put my lil sister's nacho bell grande in the bag so I busted a u-turn and went back and these mf's tried to make me feel like I was lying about a $3 nacho. NIGGA!!! Like bitch be for real, I just spent like $20 in this hoe and out of ALL of the fuckery that I ordered I'm going to lie about a nacho?? Long story short, it almost went down over a nacho bell grande and some dam cinnamon twists 😐😐😐 #niggasbelike #chicksbelike #hoesbelike #dudesbelike #thotsbelike #bitchesbelike #menbelike #womenbelike #lmaobruh #HendrixBrown #comedy #thatmomentwhen #myfacewhen #fdb #tagsomeone #lol #lmao #killyoself #fastfood #jokes #laugh #tweets #customerservice #WcW #instafunny" via @PhotoRepost_app 17h

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itakepicz They still make these? No lie, I used to have a bangin ass Sony Walkman CD player back in the day! It had the Bass Boost and everything!!! #80sBaby 18h

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